Posted Wed Jul 1, 2015 | 104 Words | Tagged story hypno chav

Listen deeply as I take you down down down further and further. I’m your best mate Gaz and what I say is always right. You know that right mate?

Yeah when you’re with me you should always dress propa with your tracksuit, your bright shoes, your boxershorts and your hoodie. Always wear them for me.

Also turn off that nerd brain. I don’t like it, and turn on that horny one that makes you happy and makes me happy. When your with me, that nerd brain gets all fogged up and doesn’t work.

That’s it Ty, me best mate get that fuckin cock ready