Posted Sun Sep 27, 2015 | 231 Words | Tagged story chav

There was a knock at the door and he answered it, wondering who would be knocking on his door at this time in the evening. He looked out and seen whoever it was had completely disappeared without a sound or trace. Looking down he did see something they had left behind, a grey tartan cap and a fairly generic chain necklace.

He thought it’d be funny to wear the stupid items and just offer them back straight away if anybody asked about them. What he didn’t notice was the splodges of green tucked away in the hat. The splodges of green containing billions of the secret, mysterious bacteria.

Once it was on, he felt quite tired. He decided to take off his clothes and fall asleep wearing his boxer, the chain, the junk on his arms and the cap. Then he fell asleep quite easily and the green awoke.

By the time he got up, he felt a bit dizzy. He looked around his body, noticing the tattoos which looked vaguely familiar. He felt his nicely shaven sides, but they still felt… new. But his cap was looking great.

He was very confused and couldn’t think much. That wasn’t a problem though, the new memories and knowledge filling his brain would take care of that.

Bacteria idea came from this really nerdy video

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