Posted Sun Oct 4, 2015 | 137 Words | Tagged story chav

He made the mistake of trying out a new hairdressers in his city. Telling the nice lady what haircuit he wanted, she got to work straight away. She insisted on washing his long hair first, and the shampoo had a strange funny smell to it. She just said it was normal and continued.

He felt all nice and relaxed when next she brought out a clipper and cut off nearly all of his hair. Not noticing this was nowhere near what he had asked for, he just smiled gleefully in the chair. His brain turning into muscle and more muscle.

When he headed out he noticed in the mirror how much fukkin fit lad he was. He must have had a lot of brain cells, and it looks like they’ve been put to good use as well.