Posted Thu Oct 8, 2015 | 99 Words | Tagged story bro

Bro, if you’re gonna be friends with us you’re gonna have to try on some gear. None of this nerdy writing on paper crap. That’s the rules.

That’s it, slide up that jockstrap. Then the pads, they’re nice and sweaty too as the team have just finished using them. Just need some eye black now, that’s it. Smell the smell of the team. Feel the team’s sweat soaking into you. Feel the team take over that stupid head. Those brain cells turning into jock muscle

Fucking right dude, one of the team now. Gonna be together forever now bros.