Posted Thu Oct 29, 2015 | 172 Words | Tagged story chav

Not having your own headphones on public transport can be a bit of a problem these days. There’s a group of lads who will just slip one earphone into your ear and it’s over. The malicious clip of audio is enough to mush anyone away fairly quickly usually within a week, but when deep down if you’re wanting it, it can be hours.

Here’s an example, just yesterday he had a job. He secretly loved staring at the lads on his ride to work, but tried to hide it The lads noticed and knew he’d be an easy one and he’d turn out propa good for them. Once one earphone was in, and then the other he slipped away, missing his stop but he was already slipping away that he didn’t care.

Now he can’t remember much of his old life. That job? What job, he’s never worked. He also got a change in clothes and hair. Now he’s one of them, fit, dumb and chavvy and loving every second of it.