Posted Wed Nov 4, 2015 | 184 Words | Tagged story chav

The group of dumb students had walked into the costume shop looking for something to go out with for one of those “costume nights” at one of the many clubs they were planning on going to. They came across an interesting set of “LAD” costumes. Sadly they couldn’t try them on until they got home as they were sealed in the bag and were single use only.

Each one fit them perfectly, and they were surprised at the number of branded sports clothes and they even included underwear and shoes which was odd. Then they decided it wasn’t enough and to buy some silly masks to go over them.

The lads didn’t read the instructions, and when it passed 1am the costumes had melded their minds. They had been dumbed down, and they weren’t wearing costumes anymore. They took a selfie before they were about to knick a car and go off for a well good time and get out of this place full of fucking ponces. Stupid students looking down on them, when they’re the fuckers who have to do work all day.