Posted Thu Dec 3, 2015 | 87 Words | Tagged story christmas

Every year Santa needs to pick new “Elves” to work in his factory. Here he is finishing off on one he seems quite fond of. Don’t worry though, they all want this. He only chooses those who wish to serve and obey.

All it takes is to put on the jockstrap and they’re ready for the factory. Doesn’t matter what kind of body you have neither, the jock takes control of that.

Santa is still recruiting too, all you need to do is write him a letter.