Posted Wed Dec 16, 2015 | 85 Words | Tagged story

Want to feel the burning power in your muscles? Want to wear camo everywhere? Want to have a stern powerful look in your face? Want to smell like a true military man? Just chew on a Military Energy. So long as you can still feel it’s effects on your tongue, you’ll be as much a soldier as this guy here. 

(affects last for approx 24 hours; we do not take responsibility for enlistment during the time period or purchasing a whole box; also freshens breath)