Posted Fri Jan 8, 2016 | 143 Words | Tagged story

He was so happy when his new camera arrived. It was a cheap one from the internet, but still he was happy for having something decent for once. He was playing around with settings and decided to have a go at the dedicated “Human Special Mode”.

Getting it from a random seller off eBay unbranded may not have been the best in guessing what everything was, he thought to himself.

He took a photo of himself in his bathroom mirror. It then presented a load of options. He picked one of them and a huge flash went off. Looking back in the mirror he saw a handsome hunk staring back at him.

Damn, he thought. Suddenly this made sense. He needed to take a dick pick with this thing and finish the job. After all, it only affects what the camera can see.