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Posted Sat Jan 9, 2016 | 155 Words | Tagged story

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The one in the suit? Yeah he’s on his way joining the lads. He got the wrong address when going to some business rubbish. One of those cases where the maps weren’t updated and it takes you to the middle of a housing estate.

The lads were nice enough to help him out, offer him a can. After the 6 hour journey in his car he could do with something so he politely accepted them. Heck maybe all of the bad press about these kinds of people was wrong. Even had a nice house inside.

Before he knew it he’d chugged down 3 cans of lager and was fairly drunk. Already looking more like them. It did it to anyone who had just one of the lagers, but they really wanted him quickly.

Only a couple more hours before he throws away the suit, maybe even burning it and he becomes one of the lads.