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Posted Sat Jan 16, 2016 | 203 Words | Tagged story chav i love these asks :D Anonymous ask ask me a change

I think you’ll find one day passing one of the big fancy sports shops and curiously wondering what’s inside. It feels strange because you’ve never been interested in anything they seem to sell.

You go to the EA7 line in the shop and find a blue t-shirt and go to try it on. You didn’t even look at the price, almost as if it were begging you to at least try it on.

You find you’ve picked a size which looks like a tent on you but instead you give a dumb smile to your reflection. Something feels just right about wearing this. You kind of looked good in this. You look down and see.. what was your jeans but instead are now your pair of EA7 trackies. But you don’t own jeans right?

Thinking is getting harder and harder. All of those thoughts running away before you can finish remembering what you were thinking about. You flex your arm. Bulging muscles showing what a fit lad you are.

You walk out the shop wondering what you were doing in the first place. You suddenly remember, you were going to your mate’s house for a good fucking cans and to watch the footie.