Posted Wed Jan 27, 2016 | 139 Words | Tagged story chav i love this photo a lot orangehares ask

No returns? I don’t think you’d want to return your present, and err they didn’t exactly come with a receipt. It wouldn’t be fair to wrap them up, so I’ll have to go get them.

There you go, two lovely dogs to keep you company. Ah yeah, be careful with the leads. They… oh well, you seem quite happy with them so you’ll just have to find out.

You need good strong arms to keep a hold of them. But I don’t think that’ll be much of a problem anymore. Keeping busy in the gym the past year? No wonder I almost didn’t recognise you! Buff lad now aren’t you?

What’s that look? You didn’t forget it was you birthday? Something in that head of yours must have come loose. Nout a couple pints down the pub won’t solve.