Posted Tue Feb 23, 2016 | 203 Words | Tagged story army

Pro-tip: Guys in gym locker rooms are great for giving story ideas

The army was recruiting thick and fast these days. This nerd was still in the process of being recruited. The process was full of just feeling better and better.

He was overweight, depressed and generally down when he joined the gym. Luckily he picked this one where they were giving away free workout drinks. His brains were the first to drop, they always were the first to go.

The muscles piling on. You scan see his body quickly becoming much more suitable. Just suitable for him to enlist himself a few weeks ago. He just goes on about how many opportunities the army gives him. He could even go into teaching PE, he thinks anyway. Those sparks of intelligence slowly dying and all he’ll crave, all he’ll NEED is muscle.

The next thing to change will be that face. It’s almost done, just he won’t be needing those glasses for long.

He’s going to need to go shopping for some more appropriate clothing for the gym as well. That’s what his brain is filed with.

Once he’s finished processing, the real training will begin. The perfect empty solider ready for commands.