Posted Thu Aug 18, 2016 | 94 Words | Tagged story jock

lixpex:

Hey there, dude. We heard a rumor you had a crush on us football players. And we also heard it was your birthday. Plus we were all horny and we couldn’t find anything good on Netflix. So we thought we’d drop by your place and help you celebrate.

(via bodybuilers4worship)

We also brought this cap. Some horny nerd made it or summert, so we though you’d like it. Feels good don’t it bro? Feel those muscles swell, as the hat drains those stoopid geek things away.

Yeah bro, you’re horny now aren’t you?