Posted Fri Aug 19, 2016 | 146 Words | Tagged story tf cookbook brickie workie

rob1965:

Yep, hi-viz gets me horny too :)

Brickie Shake

Guaranteed to get the drinker rough, dumb and in work boots ready to live a life of trade. 3 shakes are required for complete and permanent transformation.

The first shake will make them slightly confused and wondering towards construction sites, and look at workie clothing. The second will tempt them towards buying the clothing, they just don’t feel complete without it and it makes them feel horny in it. Some will go for hi-viz, others for just the jacket and dirty clothes like the one pictured. The final one will dumb them down into being just able to be a brickie. Their muscles will swell from the amount of work they do. They won’t be able to function unless they’re out on a construction site getting filthy.

Ingredients

• 1 brick grinded into dust
  
• 1 protein shake
  
• 250ml milk