Posted Fri Sep 16, 2016 | 116 Words | Tagged story tf cookbook chav accent

Horny Chav Bake

Gets a group of lads so horny, and all they can do is wear sports clothes while doing so this is a fast acting bake, combined with the most needed vitamins and minerals to keep them at it like rabbits for hours. Once they’re in gear, their tongues twist and only respond with cocky slang. With every word, their accent travels down to a thick scouse variety. Then their bodies will change to make them as horny and chavvy as possible.

Give them enough of it and they’ll be unable to turn back to whatever they were.

Ingredients:

• 1 packet of filo pastry
• 350g of pasta
• 30ml of chav spunk
• 100ml of chav spit
• 200ml of Lynx