Posted Mon Oct 10, 2016 | 122 Words | Tagged story workie

Look at you, you dirty fucker, in some dirty workie clothes. You know why you’re in those clothes? Because you put them on. That’s because you are a dirty workie now, and nothing but a dirty workie.

Don’t look so confused, you know it’s true. Think in your mind, what can you think of for work? Office? Of course not, you don’t suit that in the slightest. Paper and sitting down all the time? That can’t settle your mind. Nor is it dirty enough for someone like you.

Just look how dirty you are, you must work with a lot of dirt and grease. Starting to feel it yeah? Why don’t you show off how much of a good workie you are.