I could do with a new pair of shoes to stink up. Shoes are so expensive, so if you’re offering I may as well splash out on myself. No takebacks, no none at all are allowed. You feel that, your arms and legs turning a bright red colour. Also getting a ridge in the middle. How about your feet and hands. They seem to be spreading out a little. How about the room anyway?

Read More Posted Mon Feb 1, 2016 | 123 Words | Tagged story inanimate Anonymous ask

No returns? I don’t think you’d want to return your present, and err they didn’t exactly come with a receipt. It wouldn’t be fair to wrap them up, so I’ll have to go get them. There you go, two lovely dogs to keep you company. Ah yeah, be careful with the leads. They… oh well, you seem quite happy with them so you’ll just have to find out. You need good strong arms to keep a hold of them.

Read More Posted Wed Jan 27, 2016 | 139 Words | Tagged story chav i love this photo a lot orangehares ask

I think you’ll find one day passing one of the big fancy sports shops and curiously wondering what’s inside. It feels strange because you’ve never been interested in anything they seem to sell. You go to the EA7 line in the shop and find a blue t-shirt and go to try it on. You didn’t even look at the price, almost as if it were begging you to at least try it on.

Read More Posted Sat Jan 16, 2016 | 203 Words | Tagged story chav i love these asks :D Anonymous ask ask me a change