The three of them were out fairly late in the evening, ready to go to one of their houses and continue playing video games against each other or something like that. They had already drank enough to make them reasonably drunk, and they had ran out and decided to get some more. One of them found a strange bottle in the middle of the path and it was unopened and looked a bit strange.

Read More Posted Mon Sep 14, 2015 | 205 Words | Tagged story chav

He was browsing the internet sipping away at some expensive drink in his multi-million pound apartment in the centre of London. He really did love his life as it was at the moment except his wife was currently out on a trip with her friends travelling Europe at the moment. He heard a crash come from the other room, typically the room one of his waiters would normally come out of.

Read More Posted Thu Sep 10, 2015 | 603 Words | Tagged story chav

I was carrying my shopping bags from my weekly Tesco bag when a typical chav pretty much walked into me. Being the polite person I was, I apologised and continued walking not noticing anything of difference. The chav was typical with short hair and wearing a tracksuit and looking quite dim. When I got home I unpacked my shopping and noticed in one of my bags was a strange wrapped ball.

Read More Posted Thu Sep 10, 2015 | 416 Words | Tagged story bath chav

He saw the pair of trainers on his way home, just lying in the street so he picked them up while looking around to see if anyone would see. Inside there were a sock in each. He wouldn’t normally dream of something like this, but they just looked such a nice pair of shoes. Quickly stuffing them into his bag he raced off home with them. When he got home he pulled them out and pulled out the socks.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 9, 2015 | 264 Words | Tagged chav story

He was out for a walk around the neighbourhood just before the sun was setting with his lovely labrador dog. He was going the usual way and had normally gone this way most times of the day, although it could be a little boring. One of the local chavs was walking around the route, and he was trying to avoid them without causing any fuss. The chav stopped near him and blew a load of smoke right into his face, so much he started coughing.

Read More Posted Tue Sep 8, 2015 | 235 Words | Tagged chav story

“The fuck are you staring at”, one of them shouted. As usual, one of them shouted at me. Ignorance is usually bliss, so I continued walking. Hearing footsteps behind me I tried to hurry up a bit to get away from the gang of chavs, with their entire polyester matching white clothing of a tracksuit and a sweatshirt. Their haircuts being short and similar with an almost shaved sides but with a small amount of hair on top, looking quite like every other chav.

Read More Posted Tue Sep 8, 2015 | 505 Words | Tagged chav story this is a draft i had a long time ago there's a version on cyoc somewhere

He was a neatly dressed boring man until he accidentally got his first taste of Liam’s cock. He was incredibly drunk on a business trip and stumbled into one of the smaller run-down bars. When Liam saw him, he smirked knowing he could make him more accustomed to his client-all in his bar. He poured in a special helping of his potent piss into the man’s pint. He’d asked for some fancy shit but he got a ‘special’ pint of Carling.

Read More Posted Mon Sep 7, 2015 | 585 Words | Tagged chav story

He was browsing Spotify wondering what to listen to and was fairly bored of his current playlists. Thankfully Spotify had lots of playlists, but most of them were just terrible “pop” or other things. Browsing for a couple hours, he came across one just labelled “Chav” and the playlist didn’t list much apart from all of the titles as “???”. Intrigued he hit play and it was loud and typical chav music.

Read More Posted Sun Sep 6, 2015 | 168 Words | Tagged story chav

My little shop was a strange little place. I sell all kinds of things which can do many different things. Sometimes products which are more special than others. Technically what I sell is ‘health and beauty’ products but that’s only because it’s the closest category. It was getting into the evening when there were two chavs wondering around looking like they wanted to cause trouble. I thought I’d try and persuade them to pay me a visit.

Read More Posted Fri Sep 4, 2015 | 868 Words | Tagged story bodysuit chav shop

I got on the first bus that turned up. I was really tried and just hoped I got on the right one. I was almost falling asleep at how tired I was and just sat down at the back waiting to hopefully get off at the right stop. When I noticed the bus taking the wrong turn I realised something was wrong. I waited for the next stop, just so I could try and get myself to the right place,

Read More Posted Tue Jul 28, 2015 | 204 Words | Tagged story chav