I was just walking around the corner when it happened. He jumped out of nowhere and punched me hard; knocking me flat out. I awoke feeling slightly disorientated. There was something obstructing my mouth and I couldn’t see when I opened my eyes. My arms and feet were tied down and I just couldn’t have the energy to move. I did feel that I was wearing something different. I was wearing different shoes and tracksuit bottoms or something like that.

Read More Posted Thu Jul 23, 2015 | 206 Words | Tagged story chav

The new costume shop looked really useful. The guy behind the counter was incredibly hot, to me at least. He was a lean, short hair with shaved sides, chav. To actually get him to speak, I picked up a necklace that I thought looked reasonably nice and went over to pay, “That’ll be 4 pounds mate” he spoke in what could be a dreamy voice. I paid for the item, and then walked towards the mirror in the corner of the shop to put it on.

Read More Posted Fri Jul 17, 2015 | 175 Words | Tagged story chav

I was taking my usual walk through the park when one of the usual chavs decided to take an interest, where they would normally leave me alone. He had his top off and wore a sly expression. His arms features a number of tattoos and then he grabbed me. He shoved my face under his arm and made sure my face was rubbed against his sweaty armpit. I had chav sweat all over my face.

Read More Posted Tue Jul 14, 2015 | 157 Words | Tagged story chav

Listen deeply as I take you down down down further and further. I’m your best mate Gaz and what I say is always right. You know that right mate? Yeah when you’re with me you should always dress propa with your tracksuit, your bright shoes, your boxershorts and your hoodie. Always wear them for me. Also turn off that nerd brain. I don’t like it, and turn on that horny one that makes you happy and makes me happy.

Read More Posted Wed Jul 1, 2015 | 104 Words | Tagged story hypno chav

Saturday, time for a walk to the supermarket for the usual groceries. I took the alleyway towards the main road as it was the fastest way. Some scummy chav in the alley turned around towards me and grabbed me. Great, I knew this was a bad idea. However, instead of punching me he decided to just piss all over my t-shirt. Completely soaking it. And the bastard just smirked at me waiting for something to happen.

Read More Posted Wed Jun 24, 2015 | 292 Words | Tagged story piss chav

It was a very unusual shop, given it’s relatively small size it seemed to sell all kinds of things. Although, it was one of those shops where they were just aiming to clear as much junk as possible. Looking around the shop, there was something strange in the air. I was looking at the shoes and I saw a fiery orange pair in the corner. They looked amazing, exactly what I wanted.

Read More Posted Tue Jun 2, 2015 | 345 Words | Tagged story chav