Thanks for the prompt malskin! He’d received an urgent radio message to attend a robbery in progress and he happened to be a couple minutes away. Immediately he put on his blue lights and siren and sped along to the council flats where it was taking place. He pulled straight into a parking space and ran out of the car to attend as soon as he stopped the engine.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 30, 2015 | 430 Words | Tagged story chav

Not having your own headphones on public transport can be a bit of a problem these days. There’s a group of lads who will just slip one earphone into your ear and it’s over. The malicious clip of audio is enough to mush anyone away fairly quickly usually within a week, but when deep down if you’re wanting it, it can be hours. Here’s an example, just yesterday he had a job.

Read More Posted Thu Oct 29, 2015 | 172 Words | Tagged story chav

Read the introduction here – http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar Turning over the card it read, “Future is grand m8″. What kind of fucking fortune is that? Out of anger you kick the machine and leave the shop. Fucking useless crap. The anger almost boiling out of nothing. Feeling the anger on the way home you stop off to the off-license, something you never do. You leave the shop with a number of cans of lager and a pack of fags and a light.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 28, 2015 | 256 Words | Tagged story zoltar chav

He has bought the tracksuit cheap from eBay for dressing up with. He was planning on going to a party dressed as a chav, interesting and would be fairly easy compared to other options. What he didn’t plan on was reading the little note in the bottom of the box it arrived in. If he were to wear the clothes for longer than 5 hours, the costume would take him over and turn him into a chav.

Read More Posted Mon Oct 26, 2015 | 159 Words | Tagged story chav

This lad a few hours ago was wondering around, a little spaced out from a lack of sleep due to some work business taking it’s toll. He claimed he had accidentally walked into our little place. Trust me, no fucker walks into this place “by accident”. Some magic and that makes it so only if they want to be here can they even find it. He was taken straight away to see one of the lads who helped him relax and work on things.

Read More Posted Sun Oct 25, 2015 | 178 Words | Tagged story chav

Neil had stumbled across the Swapr app when he was looking for something new and exciting to try out. After a week of trying out new bodies to experiment with him and his boyfriend, the list of bodies Neil had jumped into had grew. It got to a point where he had to snapchat to ask if he’d got into the right one they were after for the moment. 

Read More Posted Fri Oct 23, 2015 | 69 Words | Tagged story chav

This is what happens when you put the hat on. It gets stuck, and you’re kicked out. Maybe it’s slightly your own fault for giving in to the sweet sing song of the new sports shop. Every time you go past, it makes you smile and you don’t know why. One day you enter, and try on a hat in one of the changing rooms so you could use a mirror.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 21, 2015 | 156 Words | Tagged story chav wrote this under the influence of alcohol so sorry NO not at 8am you twits

Two two lads were having a lot of fun in town in their favourite comic book shop, and had spent a ridiculous amount of money on comics and other junk during the day. On the way home, unfortunately they had to pass a fairly sketchy bit of town. On this faithful passing, they were both gagged from the shadows by figures in a blur. The clothes had a chemical on them which caused their eyes and conscious to close down.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 21, 2015 | 229 Words | Tagged story chav wrote this under the influence of alcohol not at 4pm neither so sorry

It was such a long day today and so I went to bed fairly early. I knew my parent’s especially my dad wouldn’t be happy with me not wanting to talk to me. The days seemed to merge lately, it’s not the best when I’ve got college all day and then hearing my dad go on saying how he never sees me, never takes an interest in anything he wants me to.

Read More Posted Mon Oct 19, 2015 | 646 Words | Tagged chav story chronivac it's a long one!

Getting the local trains always scared me a little, the carriages always looked really worn down. Even worse was the need to get one at this time in the day, it was so empty and usually meant you would get the odd people trying to cause trouble. There was this one lad, who got my attention and then told me, “You’re gonna be my best mate when I’m done with ya” and then kept me on the seat next to him.

Read More Posted Thu Oct 15, 2015 | 251 Words | Tagged story chav