Caution: This one is a fair amount dirtier to normal He was browsing eBay for nonsense silly things he didn’t need. Things like nerdy films and various knick knacks. He noticed a strange suggestion in the search results though, it simply read “WHAT YOU WANT”. Curious, he clicked it but he wish he hadn’t. What popped up was a picture of a typical chav. Tracksuit, hands down his pants. The caption read, “Scally/ Chav Lads Single ( Gay Interest ) Condom”

Read More Posted Thu Oct 1, 2015 | 339 Words | Tagged story chav

These two had passed out from watching ScallyTV. It had been by accident they landed on the channel, but they were instantly mesmerised and couldn’t do anything but watch the show. Soon they were in trackies and had passed out while their bodies processed the changes. They were going to have an incredible headache in the morning, but an improvement on themselves. (Please go read the original ScallyTV story here)

Read More Posted Thu Oct 1, 2015 | 70 Words | Tagged story chav scallytv

“You wanna be one of them?” He reached his arm out to put to out to me. He was incredibly charming and I couldn’t say no. The two other lads were incredibly hot and making it next to impossible to not get a boner over. I shook his hand and felt an electric shock pulse through me. Like if you touch a car or something, but incredibly more powerful. Probably not as bad as being tazered but I wouldn’t know.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 30, 2015 | 251 Words | Tagged story chav

There was a knock at the door and he answered it, wondering who would be knocking on his door at this time in the evening. He looked out and seen whoever it was had completely disappeared without a sound or trace. Looking down he did see something they had left behind, a grey tartan cap and a fairly generic chain necklace. He thought it’d be funny to wear the stupid items and just offer them back straight away if anybody asked about them.

Read More Posted Sun Sep 27, 2015 | 231 Words | Tagged story chav

Must have been a full moon again. On my phone I found this photo which is me, and isn’t me. Any other time of the month you would think I was out of my mind if I told you this was me. Years ago I was punched up by a chav, and then before I blacked out I remember he bit my arm. Every full moon I feel my mind go blank and sit back while the chav comes to play.

Read More Posted Sun Sep 27, 2015 | 331 Words | Tagged story chav something slightly different

ukscallies: Submit your scally and kit pics at: ukscallies@gmail.com http://ukscallies.tumblr.com/ The snake had fell out of a tree while the young man was taking a walk in the woods. He wasn’t very fit exactly, but he was trying his best. The snake slightly terrified the poor thing, especially when it was around his neck. It then turned to face him and it’s eyes were glowing like something else. The snake’s eyes were very pretty to look at and had relaxed the boy and the snake was clearly enjoying it.

Read More Posted Sun Sep 20, 2015 | 269 Words | Tagged story chav

(For international readers, please read the footnote at the end for this to make more sense. Thanks!) He was a CEO for some large corporate nonsense. I say was, that was until he found a new group of mates. I say ‘found’ a new group of mates, they found him. He was on a business trip to Leeds and his train had broken down and he was panicking and desperate to make this meeting on time.

Read More Posted Sat Sep 19, 2015 | 518 Words | Tagged story chav

I’ve been reading things like this on Amazon at the moment via Kindle Unlimited and that one inspired this a little Sometimes living in a block of run-down flats in a run-down area was quite fun. I would always stare out of my window watching the chavs around the corner get pissed most nights. I hope they didn’t see me staring at them getting hard all of the time, especially as I couldn’t risk being beaten up by any of them and having to take time off work.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 16, 2015 | 535 Words | Tagged story chav bodyswap

Just a taste of the lager was all it took to get him hooked. By the time he finished the first can, he was gagging for another. The second can caused his hair to fall out, but he didn’t care, all he needed was more. It caused his clothes to change, become the ones you see before you, but he didn’t care, all he needed was more. It caused his brain to drop thinking about stuff completely, but he didn’t care, all he needed was more.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 16, 2015 | 108 Words | Tagged chav story

The old HMV store had gone and up had popped another new JD sports shop. Jake was a bit annoyed as it was his favourite shop and now it was replaced with a shop filled with plastic clothes and people who wouldn’t know taste if it smacked them in the face. One of the promotional staff gave him a flyer in the street which was from the store advertising deals.

Read More Posted Tue Sep 15, 2015 | 252 Words | Tagged story chav