This is what happens when you put the hat on. It gets stuck, and you’re kicked out. Maybe it’s slightly your own fault for giving in to the sweet sing song of the new sports shop. Every time you go past, it makes you smile and you don’t know why. One day you enter, and try on a hat in one of the changing rooms so you could use a mirror.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 21, 2015 | 156 Words | Tagged story chav wrote this under the influence of alcohol so sorry NO not at 8am you twits

Two two lads were having a lot of fun in town in their favourite comic book shop, and had spent a ridiculous amount of money on comics and other junk during the day. On the way home, unfortunately they had to pass a fairly sketchy bit of town. On this faithful passing, they were both gagged from the shadows by figures in a blur. The clothes had a chemical on them which caused their eyes and conscious to close down.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 21, 2015 | 229 Words | Tagged story chav wrote this under the influence of alcohol not at 4pm neither so sorry