It was 5.30 in the morning. I had enough of the noise in my building. Being a student in a block of student flats was not enjoyable in the slightest. Thankfully my building was mostly quiet. However it was Monday morning, and I had to go to my job in a few hours. I tried phoning to get someone to come out and tell them off. I tried going down and yelling at them once already.

Read More Posted Tue Jan 19, 2016 | 301 Words | Tagged story inanimate footie lab tales liverpool

I think you’ll find one day passing one of the big fancy sports shops and curiously wondering what’s inside. It feels strange because you’ve never been interested in anything they seem to sell. You go to the EA7 line in the shop and find a blue t-shirt and go to try it on. You didn’t even look at the price, almost as if it were begging you to at least try it on.

Read More Posted Sat Jan 16, 2016 | 203 Words | Tagged story chav i love these asks :D Anonymous ask ask me a change

He thought playing with the Chronivac was going to be fun. It was, for the first few months of changing into the player. Running around, seeing the lads, chasing the ball himself. It was so easy, and so right for him to do. He slipped away almost entirely into being number 11, Henderson on the team. That’s what he wanted. He left his memories as they were and he remembered just being able to think clearly.

Read More Posted Fri Jan 15, 2016 | 169 Words | Tagged story chronivac

I wrote a couple of CYOC chapters, this will let you view the whole story chain (may take a couple seconds to load) and mine are the two bottom ones.

Read More Posted Fri Jan 15, 2016 | 30 Words | Tagged story mechanic

Anonymous asked: I’m 26 overweight about 5'10" brown hair brown eyes nothing really pretty to look at sadly. I am a leo and would like to be proud of me and want to show of and “roar”. Oh don’t worry Sir, come in come in. We accept people of any size and it doesn’t really matter. Now that haircut, what would you like doing? Something drastic, sure. Let’s just give it a wash first.

Read More Posted Thu Jan 14, 2016 | 345 Words | Tagged story ask me a change

Requested by @orangehares About six months ago James had got lost on his way home. He didn’t know how he did it, was it just him smiling at messages that flew into his phone every so often or did something change overnight? Whatever it was he found himself right where he didn’t want to be. Right in the middle of a council estate. He rolled his eyes as he saw plenty of chavs walking around the place, old enough to work but clearly not bothered and too interested in themselves.

Read More Posted Thu Jan 14, 2016 | 501 Words | Tagged story chav

Kyle had joined his local gym to try and get a little fitter. He always enjoyed swimming as a kid, so he thought why not. It was a little strange the gym, the people seemed too nice and seemed to offer the best advice of, “Just give it a try, you’ll get the hang of it” When he first went swimming, he felt a bit silly and self conscious. Something felt strange as he ran the long way home afterwards which was unheard of.

Read More Posted Wed Jan 13, 2016 | 229 Words | Tagged story

Yesterday he wore a suit and tie, sat down at a desk all day and enjoyed it. He could barely think why that would even be positive, let alone fun these days. He used to work in that building just behind him. He can’t really let himself remember dumb stuff like that anymore, he is so dumb himself he’d forget where he lived some time. Office World just appeared one day, gassed out the office and gutted the place.

Read More Posted Tue Jan 12, 2016 | 179 Words | Tagged story jock

jockthoughts: Too cocky to realize what that audio file is doing to him. At first you deep down just wished you could be like the other guys in the gym. That’s why I spoke to you. I just asked you, “Wonna be like those guys?” You slightly nodded, not really realising what was going to happen. In went the earphones and I gave you the little player. You had the best workout of your life, almost floating, feeling like you were fitter than you were.

Read More Posted Mon Jan 11, 2016 | 195 Words | Tagged story

You bought the football top off one of those dodgy looking websites. It was cheap enough, and would look good for it’s purpose of dressing up with. You weren’t really into football at all, never mind even to play it. Sure the players were quite fit but that was about it. It arrived fairly quickly and you decided to try it on. Strangely giving it a smell proved why it was so cheap, it wasn’t brand new like you thought.

Read More Posted Mon Jan 11, 2016 | 221 Words | Tagged story footie