He bought the goofy dog tags for Christmas knowing his boyfriend would love seeing him wearing them. On Christmas Day he decided to sneak out of bed just before him and start to cook breakfast while wearing the dog tags to surprise him. In went the eggs into the bowl. He felt his face. Man he should shave more often, those hairs felt a bit odd. In went the flour into the bowl.

Read More Posted Sun Dec 20, 2015 | 183 Words | Tagged story redneck

Alan was excited to see he’d received a parcel. However upon inspection, it wasn’t addressed to him but instead for a “P. Brynjar”. The address was correct and it confused him ash e’d been living at his address for a number of years. He left the box and said to himself he’d deal with it tomorrow as it had been a long day at work. Something nagged at him to open it, so he did.

Read More Posted Sat Dec 19, 2015 | 323 Words | Tagged story pup

Slowly the accounting job in the city office took it’s toll on the poor lad. He flopped out on his sofa on the Friday evening, falling asleep instantly. Even forgetting to do anything, forgetting to cook anything, forgetting to even take out his contact lenses. He felt finally at rest and drifted deeper and deeper. Some days he wished he could just do something entirely different. He was deep asleep when the crew arrived to take him away.

Read More Posted Fri Dec 18, 2015 | 187 Words | Tagged story workie

Dan’s boyfriend was doing some DIY and they had ran out of supplies, and with Dan being the one with a car was sent out with a list of things to get and the shop to get them from. Dan’s boyfriend knew all of this stuff like the back of his hand and mesmerised him by how quickly he did things. He looked a little lost walking around the place, it didn’t feel like a shop.

Read More Posted Fri Dec 18, 2015 | 259 Words | Tagged story workie

He was late again for work and had to hurry off to work. As usual he slowed down and watched the mechanics at the local garage. He wasn’t looking when he walked straight into one of them holding a greasy, oily boiler suit and tied it around his neck, not allowing him to see. The smell was intense and rushed straight to his head and knocked him out for an hour.

Read More Posted Thu Dec 17, 2015 | 186 Words | Tagged story mechanic

The two nerds ripped open their presents from their mate Alex. They were made he sent them a christmas present after disappearing for 6 months. The nerds had tried to contact the police, but said he moved out properly and there was nothing suspicious. They were hoping it would at least give a clue as to where their mate had gone. Looking at the presents, it confused them to see a cap and a onesie.

Read More Posted Thu Dec 17, 2015 | 279 Words | Tagged story

He’s taken the formula the guys at the gym gave him. They felt sorry for him trying his hardest but seeing very little results. He couldn’t stop flexing in his mirror, feeling his muscles grow in. He just enjoyed moving his stronger muscle filled arms. He rubbed his hands over his chest, feeling the muscle even lightly. He had to feel them for real. He felt the strength in him, and he heard tearing as the tank he was wearing tore into half.

Read More Posted Wed Dec 16, 2015 | 124 Words | Tagged story

Want to feel the burning power in your muscles? Want to wear camo everywhere? Want to have a stern powerful look in your face? Want to smell like a true military man? Just chew on a Military Energy. So long as you can still feel it’s effects on your tongue, you’ll be as much a soldier as this guy here. (affects last for approx 24 hours; we do not take responsibility for enlistment during the time period or purchasing a whole box; also freshens breath)

Read More Posted Wed Dec 16, 2015 | 85 Words | Tagged story

He had finished using the Swapr app straight after seeing this hunk and falling in love with his body. He felt kind of bad being close to Christmas but he knew he could only stay as the hunk for 24 hours. He used his phone to look at himself, couldn’t even get to a mirror. Safe to say his phone would be full of selfies by the end of the night.

Read More Posted Tue Dec 15, 2015 | 71 Words | Tagged story

Adam was a banker in central London. He would get the tube like most people, but he would always be rude on the phone shouting on about the loud noise coming from the construction site for Crossrail. Always complaining about something and the builders picked up on it. They were slaving away so that posh twats like him could get to work a little easier. In their fancy office buildings not doing any hard work.

Read More Posted Tue Dec 15, 2015 | 206 Words | Tagged story workie