Thanks to Alex for coming up with the idea for this. Imagine they’re mechanics, I’m really struggling for imagery in this area. (If anyone knows a treasure trove of mechanic photos please tell me!) The new recruits always wear orange to show how they’re new and need showing the ranks of how we work in the garage. I met him on a night out in the town with me work mates.

Read More Posted Thu Dec 24, 2015 | 314 Words | Tagged story mechanic

These three lads entered the competition months ago for a prize from Santa. They thought it sounded great, a ton of gifts. What they didn’t read was the small print and now their prize was taking hold. They put on the silly hats thinking it was just some silly thing. As you can see from number 1, his hat has already reshaped into his antlers and judging by his nose he is this year’s Rudolph.

Read More Posted Wed Dec 23, 2015 | 122 Words | Tagged story christmas

I was busy swimming up and down when the two guys came in. They started mucking around in the pool, but when I glanced over I couldn’t keep my eyes off them. Thirty….one lengths of the pool was it? Damn I just couldn’t think properly when this happened. “Oi mate. You like the look of us?” Fuck. I stopped immediately and snapped out of my daydream. Was that to me?

Read More Posted Tue Dec 22, 2015 | 373 Words | Tagged story chav

puppy-apollo: orangehares: Silver the Space Pup (p1) Bit of posing in my SlickItUp suit. Christmas present from @dieselpupLook at how spacey I am :D Well don’t you look just awesome Silver! Space Dog! :D Legend has it if you meet the space dog, Silver, wherever and whenever he may be, it’ll be one of the last things you see as you are. Almost feeling like the best thing you’ve ever seen.

Read More Posted Tue Dec 22, 2015 | 157 Words | Tagged story pup

Sir wanted another pup like me so when I went to my mate’s house he ordered me to get him to put on the hood he prepared for him. Sir said he did something to it to make him enjoy it. I’m sure he would, Sir is good with those kind of things. My mate Andy was what Sir really liked in a pup. I was more happy Sir chose me to be the one to convert Andy.

Read More Posted Mon Dec 21, 2015 | 200 Words | Tagged pup story

Have a new experience with Chronivac’s new preset evenings. Simply select a preset expertly put together by our team to give you a fun evening. Or simply select random and enjoy whatever you end up with. Safety is our priority and we try to ensure the evening is as enjoyable as possible. We also have the option to forget it all if things do go wrong. Here’s a photo from one of our testers, Craig.

Read More Posted Sun Dec 20, 2015 | 101 Words | Tagged story chronivac

He bought the goofy dog tags for Christmas knowing his boyfriend would love seeing him wearing them. On Christmas Day he decided to sneak out of bed just before him and start to cook breakfast while wearing the dog tags to surprise him. In went the eggs into the bowl. He felt his face. Man he should shave more often, those hairs felt a bit odd. In went the flour into the bowl.

Read More Posted Sun Dec 20, 2015 | 183 Words | Tagged story redneck

Alan was excited to see he’d received a parcel. However upon inspection, it wasn’t addressed to him but instead for a “P. Brynjar”. The address was correct and it confused him ash e’d been living at his address for a number of years. He left the box and said to himself he’d deal with it tomorrow as it had been a long day at work. Something nagged at him to open it, so he did.

Read More Posted Sat Dec 19, 2015 | 323 Words | Tagged story pup

Slowly the accounting job in the city office took it’s toll on the poor lad. He flopped out on his sofa on the Friday evening, falling asleep instantly. Even forgetting to do anything, forgetting to cook anything, forgetting to even take out his contact lenses. He felt finally at rest and drifted deeper and deeper. Some days he wished he could just do something entirely different. He was deep asleep when the crew arrived to take him away.

Read More Posted Fri Dec 18, 2015 | 187 Words | Tagged story workie

Dan’s boyfriend was doing some DIY and they had ran out of supplies, and with Dan being the one with a car was sent out with a list of things to get and the shop to get them from. Dan’s boyfriend knew all of this stuff like the back of his hand and mesmerised him by how quickly he did things. He looked a little lost walking around the place, it didn’t feel like a shop.

Read More Posted Fri Dec 18, 2015 | 259 Words | Tagged story workie