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Daniel had found the strange book in the library. It was dusty, and certainly a contender for the oldest book in the place. And it was in the wrong place. Surely a book about ‘easy witchcraft spells’ should not be in the same section as the Computer Programming books. Still Daniel thought it would be fun to have a read of the book, if it was in the wrong place he may as well have a look at it.

Read More Posted Sun Nov 1, 2015 | 437 Words | Tagged story chav amazingly the idea for this came from the soundtrack to my favourite incredibly gay film

Ever since I bought that hat, something strange has been going on. I swear it makes me sound crazy, but I’ve started… missing days. Missing days as in I just seem to never wake up on the day. My memory is not there, it just doesn’t exist. I started a routine of writing in a notebook the date, and I remember doing it every day but there’s literally gaps.

Read More Posted Sun Nov 1, 2015 | 161 Words | Tagged story

source of image - go read mr hallow’s debut story I was in desperate need of a halloween costume, and all of the shops were either really expensive or incredibly terrible cheap rubbish. Luckily one shop was open on my way home, after almost giving up on my search. The name of the shop was “Hallows costume shoppe”. Surely I must have found it hours ago if it looked as old as it did.

Read More Posted Sat Oct 31, 2015 | 497 Words | Tagged story halloween i may have a crush on stiles still

He was not planning on doing anything for Halloween. Instead he was just going to sit in and have a nice night to himself. His friends protested and persisted he go out with them, but he just wasn’t in the mood to bother with anything like that. Then a package arrived for him, which he couldn’t remember ordering. The box was fairly small, enough to possibly get a mug in and that’s about it.

Read More Posted Sat Oct 31, 2015 | 326 Words | Tagged story halloween sorry it's late i was busy rubber

Thanks for the prompt malskin! He’d received an urgent radio message to attend a robbery in progress and he happened to be a couple minutes away. Immediately he put on his blue lights and siren and sped along to the council flats where it was taking place. He pulled straight into a parking space and ran out of the car to attend as soon as he stopped the engine.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 30, 2015 | 430 Words | Tagged story chav

Image by Newbold Bohemia With halloween coming up you are stuck deciding what to buy for your costume. You don’t want to buy one of the silly costumes and look like everyone else. You want something unique. When shopping around in the local shopping centre, you notice a small shop which looks reasonably new although slightly run down. You enter and are already in awe over their range of products.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 30, 2015 | 281 Words | Tagged story demon halloween

Not having your own headphones on public transport can be a bit of a problem these days. There’s a group of lads who will just slip one earphone into your ear and it’s over. The malicious clip of audio is enough to mush anyone away fairly quickly usually within a week, but when deep down if you’re wanting it, it can be hours. Here’s an example, just yesterday he had a job.

Read More Posted Thu Oct 29, 2015 | 172 Words | Tagged story chav

Read the introduction here – http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar Turning over the card it read, “Future is grand m8″. What kind of fucking fortune is that? Out of anger you kick the machine and leave the shop. Fucking useless crap. The anger almost boiling out of nothing. Feeling the anger on the way home you stop off to the off-license, something you never do. You leave the shop with a number of cans of lager and a pack of fags and a light.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 28, 2015 | 256 Words | Tagged story zoltar chav

Read the introduction – http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar You pick up the ticket and it simply reads, “Have confidence and you will be rewarded”. It spooks you slightly as you’re not a confident person, but you lead it down to luck. You smile and walk away from the machine, secretly hoping one day you could be more confident. Later that evening you browse Facebook and see an event invite for some party you’ve been invited to.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 28, 2015 | 186 Words | Tagged zoltar story

Introduction is here –> http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar <— (Best used on a laptop or desktop) You look at the card that had came out of the machine that just seemed like it would be a random useless piece of advice, like those stupid horoscopes people seem to be obsessed with. Turning over the card it simply reads “Jackass”. Later that evening when you were preparing to go to bed and brushing your teeth, you looked at your teeth and the front were more pronounced but it had been a long day and this was probably your mind telling you to go to sleep.

Read More Posted Tue Oct 27, 2015 | 264 Words | Tagged story zoltar donkey