Thanks for the prompt malskin! He’d received an urgent radio message to attend a robbery in progress and he happened to be a couple minutes away. Immediately he put on his blue lights and siren and sped along to the council flats where it was taking place. He pulled straight into a parking space and ran out of the car to attend as soon as he stopped the engine.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 30, 2015 | 430 Words | Tagged story chav

Image by Newbold Bohemia With halloween coming up you are stuck deciding what to buy for your costume. You don’t want to buy one of the silly costumes and look like everyone else. You want something unique. When shopping around in the local shopping centre, you notice a small shop which looks reasonably new although slightly run down. You enter and are already in awe over their range of products.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 30, 2015 | 281 Words | Tagged story demon halloween

Not having your own headphones on public transport can be a bit of a problem these days. There’s a group of lads who will just slip one earphone into your ear and it’s over. The malicious clip of audio is enough to mush anyone away fairly quickly usually within a week, but when deep down if you’re wanting it, it can be hours. Here’s an example, just yesterday he had a job.

Read More Posted Thu Oct 29, 2015 | 172 Words | Tagged story chav

Read the introduction here – http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar Turning over the card it read, “Future is grand m8″. What kind of fucking fortune is that? Out of anger you kick the machine and leave the shop. Fucking useless crap. The anger almost boiling out of nothing. Feeling the anger on the way home you stop off to the off-license, something you never do. You leave the shop with a number of cans of lager and a pack of fags and a light.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 28, 2015 | 256 Words | Tagged story zoltar chav

Read the introduction – http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar You pick up the ticket and it simply reads, “Have confidence and you will be rewarded”. It spooks you slightly as you’re not a confident person, but you lead it down to luck. You smile and walk away from the machine, secretly hoping one day you could be more confident. Later that evening you browse Facebook and see an event invite for some party you’ve been invited to.

Read More Posted Wed Oct 28, 2015 | 186 Words | Tagged zoltar story

Introduction is here –> http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar <— (Best used on a laptop or desktop) You look at the card that had came out of the machine that just seemed like it would be a random useless piece of advice, like those stupid horoscopes people seem to be obsessed with. Turning over the card it simply reads “Jackass”. Later that evening when you were preparing to go to bed and brushing your teeth, you looked at your teeth and the front were more pronounced but it had been a long day and this was probably your mind telling you to go to sleep.

Read More Posted Tue Oct 27, 2015 | 264 Words | Tagged story zoltar donkey

Introduction – http://flyinglikeadragon.net/zoltar – open it on a laptop or desktop! You look at the ticket the machine gave you, it simply read “New body in the near future”. Confused you just put the ticket into your pocket and continue browsing the shop. At the end of the day, you feel really nice and relaxed in bed and drift off easily to sleep. You start to dream of floating, but it felt nice and airy.

Read More Posted Tue Oct 27, 2015 | 200 Words | Tagged story zoltar bodyswap

He has bought the tracksuit cheap from eBay for dressing up with. He was planning on going to a party dressed as a chav, interesting and would be fairly easy compared to other options. What he didn’t plan on was reading the little note in the bottom of the box it arrived in. If he were to wear the clothes for longer than 5 hours, the costume would take him over and turn him into a chav.

Read More Posted Mon Oct 26, 2015 | 159 Words | Tagged story chav

His mirror broke a few weeks ago, was out of shape but really was trying. He found a replacement on eBay really cheaply. It was large and bulky and a little odd for his room, but it was cheap and would do the job. He looked in the mirror and saw something odd in it. His image almost seemed to glow in the mirror. It looked really cool, so he didn’t mind it.

Read More Posted Mon Oct 26, 2015 | 185 Words | Tagged story

This lad a few hours ago was wondering around, a little spaced out from a lack of sleep due to some work business taking it’s toll. He claimed he had accidentally walked into our little place. Trust me, no fucker walks into this place “by accident”. Some magic and that makes it so only if they want to be here can they even find it. He was taken straight away to see one of the lads who helped him relax and work on things.

Read More Posted Sun Oct 25, 2015 | 178 Words | Tagged story chav