natobassist: Grindr sportswear “Dude you have to get laid sometime soon?” “I don’t know, I just never find what I want” “Just look on Grindr. I’ll set it up” He installed a ‘special’ version of Grindr and let his friend set it up. He set the settings to look for Asian Jocks, a rarity but he really loved them a lot and hit search. It came back with nothing as he had expected as he’d already tried this except a message, “None found.

Read More Posted Mon Oct 5, 2015 | 128 Words | Tagged story

What could possibly go “wrong” if you’re not protected from “malicious” software being installed ;)

Read More Posted Mon Oct 5, 2015 | 15 Words | Tagged video story tagging it story because it's something i made corporate chav

He felt the headphones placed on his head when he was almost ready to start his dreaded workout. He’d been trying really hard to get himself into shape for a while. The headphones started playing and a nice relaxing track was playing. Some voices were saying stuff, but he just felt really happy almost forgetting he was out in public. He awoke from his trance when the music changed. He looked in the mirror and noticed his swole muscle, short hair and ace tank top.

Read More Posted Sun Oct 4, 2015 | 91 Words | Tagged story

He made the mistake of trying out a new hairdressers in his city. Telling the nice lady what haircuit he wanted, she got to work straight away. She insisted on washing his long hair first, and the shampoo had a strange funny smell to it. She just said it was normal and continued. He felt all nice and relaxed when next she brought out a clipper and cut off nearly all of his hair.

Read More Posted Sun Oct 4, 2015 | 137 Words | Tagged story chav

He woke up one morning to find his wardrobe empty, apart from a suspicious brown paper bag in the bottom. Some stupid prankster had obviously managed to get into his room while he was fast asleep. Inside the brown paper bag was just a grey tank top and some grey shorts. They didn’t even look like he’d fit in them, but he couldn’t go round with nothing on. Being a bright and sunny Saturday and with no tasks to do, he just lied out in the sun.

Read More Posted Sat Oct 3, 2015 | 153 Words | Tagged story chav

He had bought the full length mirror on the afternoon after his first bodysuit arrived. The new body was able to carry it with ease with all of the new muscles, in fact he was slightly scared of carrying it and breaking it by flinging it off somewhere. He spends his time off inside the suit, admiring the body, heck soon he may even go out with it. Nobody tell him that keeping it on for more than 24 hours kind of makes the zip malfunction…

Read More Posted Sat Oct 3, 2015 | 86 Words | Tagged story bodysuit

Make sure to keep away from any of those dodgy websites. A really bad security vulnerability, CVE-2011-3490 has started to be used by some pranksters and currently it taking an usually long time for any patches to be developed and is really starting to scare us at work a lot. The image above is part of the problematic software we managed to contain. Unfortunately, we could only get this small amount of imagery from it as it is a real tough one.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 2, 2015 | 257 Words | Tagged story

I hated living in a new block of flats. I also had to be directly above builders who would start at 8am until 5pm extending the building for a few more rooms or something. There wasn’t much I could do apart from showing my disappointment in foul faces at them. One morning I did this and I think I pushed my luck, one of the builders who had the largest electric screwdriver I’d ever seen pulled me into the space they were building, punched me in the nose and then spat at me.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 2, 2015 | 337 Words | Tagged story workie

Caution: This one is a fair amount dirtier to normal He was browsing eBay for nonsense silly things he didn’t need. Things like nerdy films and various knick knacks. He noticed a strange suggestion in the search results though, it simply read “WHAT YOU WANT”. Curious, he clicked it but he wish he hadn’t. What popped up was a picture of a typical chav. Tracksuit, hands down his pants. The caption read, “Scally/ Chav Lads Single ( Gay Interest ) Condom”

Read More Posted Thu Oct 1, 2015 | 339 Words | Tagged story chav

These two had passed out from watching ScallyTV. It had been by accident they landed on the channel, but they were instantly mesmerised and couldn’t do anything but watch the show. Soon they were in trackies and had passed out while their bodies processed the changes. They were going to have an incredible headache in the morning, but an improvement on themselves. (Please go read the original ScallyTV story here)

Read More Posted Thu Oct 1, 2015 | 70 Words | Tagged story chav scallytv