Make sure to keep away from any of those dodgy websites. A really bad security vulnerability, CVE-2011-3490 has started to be used by some pranksters and currently it taking an usually long time for any patches to be developed and is really starting to scare us at work a lot. The image above is part of the problematic software we managed to contain. Unfortunately, we could only get this small amount of imagery from it as it is a real tough one.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 2, 2015 | 257 Words | Tagged story

I hated living in a new block of flats. I also had to be directly above builders who would start at 8am until 5pm extending the building for a few more rooms or something. There wasn’t much I could do apart from showing my disappointment in foul faces at them. One morning I did this and I think I pushed my luck, one of the builders who had the largest electric screwdriver I’d ever seen pulled me into the space they were building, punched me in the nose and then spat at me.

Read More Posted Fri Oct 2, 2015 | 337 Words | Tagged story workie

Caution: This one is a fair amount dirtier to normal He was browsing eBay for nonsense silly things he didn’t need. Things like nerdy films and various knick knacks. He noticed a strange suggestion in the search results though, it simply read “WHAT YOU WANT”. Curious, he clicked it but he wish he hadn’t. What popped up was a picture of a typical chav. Tracksuit, hands down his pants. The caption read, “Scally/ Chav Lads Single ( Gay Interest ) Condom”

Read More Posted Thu Oct 1, 2015 | 339 Words | Tagged story chav

These two had passed out from watching ScallyTV. It had been by accident they landed on the channel, but they were instantly mesmerised and couldn’t do anything but watch the show. Soon they were in trackies and had passed out while their bodies processed the changes. They were going to have an incredible headache in the morning, but an improvement on themselves. (Please go read the original ScallyTV story here)

Read More Posted Thu Oct 1, 2015 | 70 Words | Tagged story chav scallytv

I was quite happy getting my job in IT. Yeah it was IT for a construction firm, Ladderstone Group but it was a job nonetheless. It was incredibly difficult to get even a stupid job like this but I had to start somewhere. The first day was incredibly tiring, moving stuff around. The office radio was playing, but the boss said, very strangely, I wasn’t allowed to touch it. He obviously loved his music a lot.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 30, 2015 | 388 Words | Tagged story workie

“You wanna be one of them?” He reached his arm out to put to out to me. He was incredibly charming and I couldn’t say no. The two other lads were incredibly hot and making it next to impossible to not get a boner over. I shook his hand and felt an electric shock pulse through me. Like if you touch a car or something, but incredibly more powerful. Probably not as bad as being tazered but I wouldn’t know.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 30, 2015 | 251 Words | Tagged story chav

It was 9am on a Sunday and I heard the doorbell ring multiple times. I don’t even know who would be wanting into my house at this time, but it sure wasn’t anyone I was expecting. Answering the door it was the postman delivering a large and heavy parcel. I quickly put it down behind me, the door thing must have carried it from his van and it was incredibly heavy.

Read More Posted Tue Sep 29, 2015 | 345 Words | Tagged story tom faulk bodysuit

“Sorry Thomas, as you know the company has been struggling and we can’t keep you on any more. I know this is sudden but you’ll have to leave in the next hour” That was the words of my boss as he hired me. I tried not to be upset, but for a company I brought in tons of sales and made them tons of money, to be let go like this was like a smack in the face.

Read More Posted Tue Sep 29, 2015 | 297 Words | Tagged story workie

He hated not being able to get around and couldn’t wait to get a driving license. Then he’d be able to go wherever he wanted without having to wait hours for trains or buses. Browsing the internet for information late at night on his phone, he saw an advert on one of the websites, “GET LICENSE FAST*” and he clicked it just out of interest. It took him to the app store just like one of these dodgy adverts normally did.

Read More Posted Mon Sep 28, 2015 | 339 Words | Tagged story biker app

You wouldn’t believe this is what was left of Tyler Possey. In fact a lot of people had forgotten about him already after his sudden disappearance. Many presumed he was dead, others thought he just left due to stress. He just called himself ‘Ty’ these days as his mind had slowed down so much it was just easier to say. The silly thing had fell in the mud again, he didn’t mind that much though as all of the guys here loved being as dirty as possible.

Read More Posted Mon Sep 28, 2015 | 549 Words | Tagged tyler posey celeb story for you anon Anonymous workie