He didn’t know what had happened when he felt the ear defenders placed on his head. All he could hear was rumbling and his mind started to get hazier and hazier. Before he knew it he was back to work, wearing his full hi-viz clothes. He was slightly confused and was still conflicted over what was going on in his head. A hard days labour, dirtying up his gear locked the new him into place permanently.

Read More Posted Fri Sep 25, 2015 | 88 Words | Tagged story workie

Here’s a roleplay between me and orangehares

Read More Posted Fri Sep 25, 2015 | 7 Words | Tagged long post story orangehares

My roommate was such an arrogant prick. I really disliked him, how he walked around all muscly and tough and looked like a thug most of the time. He could tell I didn’t like him, but that meant nothing to him. It wasn’t like I could do anything anyway. Then one day I woke up to find I had some strange tattoos on my arms and one on my chest.

Read More Posted Thu Sep 24, 2015 | 216 Words | Tagged story

He had found the shoe in his locker at the gym. In fact, his locker didn’t contain anything of his. But once the overwhelming smell of the trainers hit him, he decided to taken them home Dressed in the clothes, he has been lying like this for hours. It wasn’t long before the tattoos starting to surface, his hair to fall out into the cut you see above. Then the piercings started and in popped silver loops.

Read More Posted Thu Sep 24, 2015 | 99 Words | Tagged story

He took a swig of the bottle. He just wanted the party to end and he thought he may as well drink something so he appeared to participate. It was just full of loud rednecks which he hated so much. When he tried to take the bottle out of his mouth, it wouldn’t budge. It was just stuck to his mouth. He felt the vapours of the alcohol still travel out of the bottle and into his body.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 23, 2015 | 164 Words | Tagged story

He had downloaded an app he had heard about quite a bit by his friends, “Wish”. He had also heard rumours that while it was a simply anonymous app for posting wishing, occasionally they would get granted. But surely that was nonsense people shared to get people to use it. His friends told him it only worked if he didn’t show anyone or tell anyone what his wish was. He was too shy to do so anyway, it was more of a surprise than anything he even had the friends he did.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 23, 2015 | 256 Words | Tagged story

He had walked into the garage by accident. The smell of the various oils and dirt confused him massively. It wasn’t long before he had managed to find a set of overalls and had hazily managed to put them on. His head started thinking of fixing things. As the last of his mind left, he pissed out the old him and welcomed the new blue-collar worker him.

Read More Posted Tue Sep 22, 2015 | 67 Words | Tagged story workie

Walking in the woods you come across a strange box half buried in the ground. Picking it up, it’s a dark green colour and looks rather fancy. Opening the box due to curiosity you find inside are a couple of tusks. However, they are hollow. Finding them very odd, you think it’d be funny to put them in your mouth and see what you would look like with tusks. They fit almost perfectly, and looking in your phone you see they look quite goofy and make your mouth appeared stretched.

Read More Posted Tue Sep 22, 2015 | 236 Words | Tagged story orc

He had found the superman top in the ‘empty’ drawers in his new place. It looked like it might fit, and he loved his superheroes, so he didn’t want to bin it. He simply left it out and continued to unpack. Later that evening he remembered it by it lying out on his desk. He decided to try it on and wow it did fit. Forgetting about it, he fell asleep and had a great nights sleep and woke up feeling really refreshed.

Read More Posted Mon Sep 21, 2015 | 182 Words | Tagged story

ukscallies: Submit your scally and kit pics at: ukscallies@gmail.com http://ukscallies.tumblr.com/ The snake had fell out of a tree while the young man was taking a walk in the woods. He wasn’t very fit exactly, but he was trying his best. The snake slightly terrified the poor thing, especially when it was around his neck. It then turned to face him and it’s eyes were glowing like something else. The snake’s eyes were very pretty to look at and had relaxed the boy and the snake was clearly enjoying it.

Read More Posted Sun Sep 20, 2015 | 269 Words | Tagged story chav