The three of them were out fairly late in the evening, ready to go to one of their houses and continue playing video games against each other or something like that. They had already drank enough to make them reasonably drunk, and they had ran out and decided to get some more.
One of them found a strange bottle in the middle of the path and it was unopened and looked a bit strange.
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Posted Mon Sep 14, 2015 |
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chav
Last summer was when Kaz’s friend bought him the red cap. His friend was very muscular and Kaz was pretty jealous of him for it. Once the red cap was on his head, he turned it backwards and instantly the look in his eyes dulled and his mind clouded over.
Over the year his mind was occupied by the gym, getting fitter and growing. He found himself aimlessly buying tank tops and other things to show off his muscle.
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Posted Mon Sep 14, 2015 |
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phil1000:
Andy Dalton
Finally finished another day at the catalogue store and no longer to wear the dumb earpiece to listen to whatever junk people don’t need are ordering from the many shelves in the warehouse. I worked really hard and hardly ever got any credit for it, even managing to keep up with demand when there was only me who actually turned up to work.
When I got into the staff room I was about to pull out the earpiece when I was told,
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Posted Sun Sep 13, 2015 |
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jock
I was heading out to lunch, having to pass the endless mess of construction on the way. It just seemed to never end, each week there just seemed to be more and more construction. Slowly building things, and never really going away.
I had to wait while a tractor carrying some bricks pulled out so I could get passed when I felt something on my head. I put a hand up to my head and felt a plastic hard hard on my head.
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Posted Sun Sep 13, 2015 |
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workie
He found the helmet lying around and wondered why someone had left such a nice Boba Fett helmet. He picked it up and took it to his room where he quickly tried it on.
When he put it on his head he heard something click and then his mind went blank. His dick rose to attention and he took off his clothes. He wasn’t around any more, instead 4077 took a selfie and sent it awaiting further instruction.
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Posted Sat Sep 12, 2015 |
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drone
He opened the taxi app from the airport in order to get to his hotel and go on his holiday to New York. A new option he’d never seen before appeared, simply labeled “SPECIAL” and it had a cheaper quote so he picked it.
What turned up was a fairly old pick-up truck and inside was a 30 year old typical redneck. Not wanting to offend anyone in his first 5 minutes of being in the country he got in.
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Posted Sat Sep 12, 2015 |
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amazingmalenudity:
Nick Jonas
I was browsing the internet, being dirt tired from a busy day of work and then around a friend’s house helping them move into a new house so I decided to spend the rest of the evening browsing the internet and dipped into the rabbit hole of the quizzes.
Quizzes of anything, “What type of dog are you?” “Are you gay?” “What character from Harry Potter are you?
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Posted Fri Sep 11, 2015 |
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Anonymous
bodyswap
I really needed a piss so I had to go to the closest toilets I could find. Unfortunately they looked very run down and shouldn’t even look to be open to the general public. Thankfully they were open and so I went to the urinal to let it out.
Next to me was a typical skinhead. Crazy people thinking they’re so special and yet they all look the same. As if sensing this, the man turned around and then pissed on me.
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Posted Fri Sep 11, 2015 |
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He was browsing the internet sipping away at some expensive drink in his multi-million pound apartment in the centre of London. He really did love his life as it was at the moment except his wife was currently out on a trip with her friends travelling Europe at the moment.
He heard a crash come from the other room, typically the room one of his waiters would normally come out of.
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Posted Thu Sep 10, 2015 |
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chav
I was carrying my shopping bags from my weekly Tesco bag when a typical chav pretty much walked into me. Being the polite person I was, I apologised and continued walking not noticing anything of difference. The chav was typical with short hair and wearing a tracksuit and looking quite dim.
When I got home I unpacked my shopping and noticed in one of my bags was a strange wrapped ball.
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Posted Thu Sep 10, 2015 |
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