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He found the helmet lying around and wondered why someone had left such a nice Boba Fett helmet. He picked it up and took it to his room where he quickly tried it on. When he put it on his head he heard something click and then his mind went blank. His dick rose to attention and he took off his clothes. He wasn’t around any more, instead 4077 took a selfie and sent it awaiting further instruction.
Read More Posted Sat Sep 12, 2015 | 78 Words | Tagged story drone
He opened the taxi app from the airport in order to get to his hotel and go on his holiday to New York. A new option he’d never seen before appeared, simply labeled “SPECIAL” and it had a cheaper quote so he picked it. What turned up was a fairly old pick-up truck and inside was a 30 year old typical redneck. Not wanting to offend anyone in his first 5 minutes of being in the country he got in.
Read More Posted Sat Sep 12, 2015 | 196 Words | Tagged story redneck
amazingmalenudity: Nick Jonas I was browsing the internet, being dirt tired from a busy day of work and then around a friend’s house helping them move into a new house so I decided to spend the rest of the evening browsing the internet and dipped into the rabbit hole of the quizzes. Quizzes of anything, “What type of dog are you?” “Are you gay?” “What character from Harry Potter are you?
Read More Posted Fri Sep 11, 2015 | 275 Words | Tagged story nick jonas Anonymous bodyswap
I really needed a piss so I had to go to the closest toilets I could find. Unfortunately they looked very run down and shouldn’t even look to be open to the general public. Thankfully they were open and so I went to the urinal to let it out. Next to me was a typical skinhead. Crazy people thinking they’re so special and yet they all look the same. As if sensing this, the man turned around and then pissed on me.
Read More Posted Fri Sep 11, 2015 | 318 Words | Tagged story skin piss
He was browsing the internet sipping away at some expensive drink in his multi-million pound apartment in the centre of London. He really did love his life as it was at the moment except his wife was currently out on a trip with her friends travelling Europe at the moment. He heard a crash come from the other room, typically the room one of his waiters would normally come out of.
Read More Posted Thu Sep 10, 2015 | 603 Words | Tagged story chav
I was carrying my shopping bags from my weekly Tesco bag when a typical chav pretty much walked into me. Being the polite person I was, I apologised and continued walking not noticing anything of difference. The chav was typical with short hair and wearing a tracksuit and looking quite dim. When I got home I unpacked my shopping and noticed in one of my bags was a strange wrapped ball.
Read More Posted Thu Sep 10, 2015 | 416 Words | Tagged story bath chav
He saw the pair of trainers on his way home, just lying in the street so he picked them up while looking around to see if anyone would see. Inside there were a sock in each. He wouldn’t normally dream of something like this, but they just looked such a nice pair of shoes. Quickly stuffing them into his bag he raced off home with them. When he got home he pulled them out and pulled out the socks.
Read More Posted Wed Sep 9, 2015 | 264 Words | Tagged chav story
He’d been given the shoes a week before and he had changed a lot in that time. His clothing had all changed, he gained muscles but all at the cost of his intelligence. Today he wondered into one of his old favourite shops. A memory or summert made him look at something on one of the shelves. He tried to read it but found it to be proving a bit of a challenge.
He was out for a walk around the neighbourhood just before the sun was setting with his lovely labrador dog. He was going the usual way and had normally gone this way most times of the day, although it could be a little boring. One of the local chavs was walking around the route, and he was trying to avoid them without causing any fuss. The chav stopped near him and blew a load of smoke right into his face, so much he started coughing.
Read More Posted Tue Sep 8, 2015 | 235 Words | Tagged chav story
“The fuck are you staring at”, one of them shouted. As usual, one of them shouted at me. Ignorance is usually bliss, so I continued walking. Hearing footsteps behind me I tried to hurry up a bit to get away from the gang of chavs, with their entire polyester matching white clothing of a tracksuit and a sweatshirt. Their haircuts being short and similar with an almost shaved sides but with a small amount of hair on top, looking quite like every other chav.
Read More Posted Tue Sep 8, 2015 | 505 Words | Tagged chav story this is a draft i had a long time ago there's a version on cyoc somewhere