Picture via Reddit I love shopping at the local Asian supermarket. It has loads of interesting products from every flavour imaginable of soya milk (even pea flavoured soya milk) to frozen rolls of pastry with bizarre cartoons on the front. Bringing my items to the till, and swiping my loyalty card the cashier spoke in their broken English, “You have won prize for shopping here!!” Quickly they got whatever this prize was and put it in my bag.

Read More Posted Mon Sep 7, 2015 | 438 Words | Tagged story asian ignore the background on the photo

He was a neatly dressed boring man until he accidentally got his first taste of Liam’s cock. He was incredibly drunk on a business trip and stumbled into one of the smaller run-down bars. When Liam saw him, he smirked knowing he could make him more accustomed to his client-all in his bar. He poured in a special helping of his potent piss into the man’s pint. He’d asked for some fancy shit but he got a ‘special’ pint of Carling.

Read More Posted Mon Sep 7, 2015 | 585 Words | Tagged chav story

He was browsing Spotify wondering what to listen to and was fairly bored of his current playlists. Thankfully Spotify had lots of playlists, but most of them were just terrible “pop” or other things. Browsing for a couple hours, he came across one just labelled “Chav” and the playlist didn’t list much apart from all of the titles as “???”. Intrigued he hit play and it was loud and typical chav music.

Read More Posted Sun Sep 6, 2015 | 168 Words | Tagged story chav

James had bought the cheap wrestling singlet of one of those random Chinese sellers. It was a stupidly cheap price and had the typical Engrish bumf on the eBay listing, “BEST FIT GUARANTEED! MAKE FEEL MURE COMFORTABLE! MUSCLES DEFIIINEE INCREASI!” When it arrived, he was really excited and hoped it was going to be a good fit. He quickly tore open the package in his room and pulled out the bundle of fabric and pulled it up onto his lean frame.

Read More Posted Sun Sep 6, 2015 | 337 Words | Tagged story clothing

My little shop was a strange little place. I sell all kinds of things which can do many different things. Sometimes products which are more special than others. Technically what I sell is ‘health and beauty’ products but that’s only because it’s the closest category. It was getting into the evening when there were two chavs wondering around looking like they wanted to cause trouble. I thought I’d try and persuade them to pay me a visit.

Read More Posted Fri Sep 4, 2015 | 868 Words | Tagged story bodysuit chav shop

He was in the gym when the track had changed. This one wasn’t recognisable but Josh didn’t want to stop. He kept going on the treadmill and then started lifting, lifting and lifting. The voice in his head was telling him to do so and it felt so good to do as it said. After a couple hours of zoning out in the gym and he has ready to go home he looked at himself in the mirror.

Read More Posted Fri Sep 4, 2015 | 128 Words | Tagged story

He said he had been watching me all night. He was quite buff and I found him instantly quite attractive. Going to a gay bar wasn’t really my thing but my friends had convinced me yet again to go to this new one they had found on their many nights out. He didn’t seem like the rest of the people in the room, and well neither was I. “Want to leave this place?

Read More Posted Thu Sep 3, 2015 | 336 Words | Tagged story

The inspiration comes from this thread on CYOC that I had read incorrectly “Jason, what is that?” “My big brother give me it. It’s some prank of his probably but he said it was a growth hormone” “Your brother gave you growth hormone? How did he even get that?” “I dunno. He gave it to me before leaving back to uni” The three kids, all of them around 14 were wondering if they were going to take the mysterious thing.

Read More Posted Thu Sep 3, 2015 | 400 Words | Tagged story

He had just signed up for a 12 month gym programme at the gym which was only across the road from his house, but he heard good things about it. However it did feel a little strange and something was a little off. “That’s excellent thanks. Welcome to the gym, we hope you’ll enjoy your time here.” The nice man said behind the desk and then looked behind the desk to grab something.

Read More Posted Wed Sep 2, 2015 | 224 Words | Tagged story i'm back :P

I don’t remembah much, but my life has got a lot better lately. Practice has been goin well, hanging out with my new mates. Sure the nerds I used to hang out with hate me, but they’re just jealous I got out of that crazy shit. It started when I got a package in the post with the under armour that I tried on, and it kinda burned my old body away.

Read More Posted Thu Aug 6, 2015 | 87 Words | Tagged story