Me and my best friend were amazed when through the door we got an invitation to an exclusive party. Things were definitely going our way and we had lucked out with bunking together.
We were quite excited considering we were counted as being the big nerds in our block as we would rather play games than go out and party.
The house looked quite nice when we got there and we knocked.
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Posted Sat Jul 18, 2015 |
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swimmer
The new costume shop looked really useful. The guy behind the counter was incredibly hot, to me at least. He was a lean, short hair with shaved sides, chav. To actually get him to speak, I picked up a necklace that I thought looked reasonably nice and went over to pay,
“That’ll be 4 pounds mate” he spoke in what could be a dreamy voice.
I paid for the item, and then walked towards the mirror in the corner of the shop to put it on.
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Posted Fri Jul 17, 2015 |
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The library nerd found a book on the shelf which interesting him a lot. Something about physics or maths or something. Doesn’t matter because I made it up for him.
When he opened the book, the scent was released and he smelt it. He struggled to read, but it was getting harder and harder as his muscles got harder and harder but also bigger.
His face grew out as a cap appeared on his head.
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Posted Fri Jul 17, 2015 |
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The track was put on his phone by his best bud on the left. He had listened to the track a few days before.
Slowly making him put on the football uniform, slowly telling his body that muscles are what he needs. Muscles are what he craves. Football players must be big and strong, even if that means loosing a few brains cells in the way.
He doesn’t mind though, him and bud are together and now out of the field.
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Posted Fri Jul 17, 2015 |
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Hey bro, time to join the team. Feels fucking A when you’re with us.
I know bro you know nothing about sports. Even better, the ball will program you to be the best. The ball is your life now bro.
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Posted Fri Jul 17, 2015 |
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He signed up for the strange local gym only a month ago now. It was a strange looking gym as it had amazingly positive reviews, in fact not a single negative review. However, when Josh went there he saw it was full of the typical type you get in gyms, which made him a bit sad as he was going to be the odd one out.
However, he joined anyway.
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Posted Fri Jul 17, 2015 |
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“Hey little pip sqeak, check out these muscles you’ll never get huhu”
Jason was quite the bit of the typical jock bully, even if he was pretty correct in what he was saying. Sadly being on a medical degree gave me little time to actually do much, and Jason was doing “sports science” or whatever, but he never seemed to actual bother to the point where I didn’t even know if he was still enrolled in the course.
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Posted Fri Jul 17, 2015 |
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The fuel in the car was getting really low on the road trip. Thankfully there was a stop in a mile where hopefully I could fill up.
When I got there it was empty like much of the road.
I went into pay and the middle aged man, obviously a redneck from these parts, looks slightly suspicious but takes my my money anyway. I turn to walk out and I feel something on my head.
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Posted Thu Jul 16, 2015 |
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redneck
The hair putty looked great. It was a great price and it looked good enough to hold my hair right for the party later on.
I opened the container and saw it was a slightly unusual colour, it was a gingery colour but it was only to keep my hair in place so I didn’t think much of it. I picked up a load and started to work it through my hair.
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Posted Thu Jul 16, 2015 |
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*blump* “New message from Phil”
Dave hadn’t heard from Phil in a while. They were best friends for years, and then he just vanished. Nobody else noticed he was missing though, which frustrated Dave.
The message was just a link to a Youtube video. Dave was angered by his best mate for just sending a Youtube link after running away for months.
He click played anyway, eager to know if it was something of interest.
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Posted Thu Jul 16, 2015 |
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redneck