“Dude let me take your photo!” “James you’re acting all strange ever since you got that camera” “It’s Jay and please man. It’ll only take a minute” “Fine” *snap* “See dude, it’s great isn’t it?”
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Once the cigarette was in his mouth, there was no stopping the transformation. His facial structure changed with the first puff. The next moment there was baseball cap on his head. On the next puff his hair thinned out and became nice and short. On the third puff his piercings showed up. On the fourth, the cocky attitude kicked in and he was complete.
The wrestling team crowded round me. I was terrified, they were really strong and I had no chance of escape. I didn’t do anything to upset them, why would I? That would be beyond stupid. Then the team captain, Bruce stepped forward and grinned at me. I looked towards what he was holding in his hands and it was a wrestling singlet, a completely white singlet like they wore for practice.
I had popped into the new costume shop which has appeared and it has some interesting items. Browsing the shop, there was a strange box of zippers and I thought it was a good idea to get one as I could pretend I was wearing a bodysuit at a party. Walking home with my purchase I passed some of the council houses. It wasn’t a nice area, but I preferred to walk than get a bus or something as I like to keep exercising.
Oh the stars were lovely out here. I loved camping out here on my own. People say you shouldn’t, but it was peaceful and beautiful. Although people said a lot about me anyway, not being liked by anyone really sucked. Overweight, alone and all really did take it’s toll after a while. A shooting star glimmered in the night sky. I noticed this one as it was incredibly bright. It got incredibly bright.
The helmet was placed on my head. I panicked, what was going on. Why did my head hurt. I couldn’t think, concentration proving really difficult. I sat down for a moment to think, but I couldn’t. Thinking just got harder and harder. Bro, it’s game time. Time to head out on to the field.
I saw a baseball cap outside my front door just as I was coming in. It was a bit odd considering I was not expecting anything like this, and it was probably just some silly kids. I picked it up expecting some prank or something, but nope just a hat laying outside. I went to my bathroom to freshen up as it had been a long day of work. I realised I was still holding onto the cap and so I wondered if I could put it on.
The holiday was a chance to get away from it all at an incredibly cheap cost, up in the sunny mountains. I had got into bed after tirelessly trecking up the mountain and fell straight into bed. All I could smell was musk and sweat from the bedsheets but I couldn’t care as I was so tired. Getting up in the morning, I felt strength in my arms and looked in the bathroom mirror.
Listen deeply as I take you down down down further and further. I’m your best mate Gaz and what I say is always right. You know that right mate? Yeah when you’re with me you should always dress propa with your tracksuit, your bright shoes, your boxershorts and your hoodie. Always wear them for me. Also turn off that nerd brain. I don’t like it, and turn on that horny one that makes you happy and makes me happy.
Read More Posted Wed Jul 1, 2015 | 104 Words | Tagged story hypno chav
I heard a knock on the door. I opened it to reveal a delivery person and I signed my name half asleep. When I closed the door and read my name on the package I wondered what it could be. It felt soft and possibly some clothing but I couldn’t remember ordering anything. I opened it up and pulled out the item. It was a Newcastle United football t-shirt. I wasn’t in to sports at all, so I wondered why was this even sent to me.
Read More Posted Wed Jul 1, 2015 | 404 Words | Tagged story football