ukscallys: Fit as fuck all of them specially one on the left ! Maxwell was on his usual way to work in his suit, as he always did. He enjoyed the high life of wearing expensive suits and never thought twice about the sheer volumes of money he was moving day to day with a click of a button at his desk. That was until one day, when the lads were keeping eye on his posh car.

Read More Posted Sun Mar 25, 2018 | 453 Words | Tagged story chav accent

Massive thanks to poodleboy for drawing a fantasy of mine. Involves sex. Next Stop: Construction SiteLike every other day, Tim was ready for work in his office job. He managed to drag himself out of bed early, for once, and just managed to catch the bus which got him almost to work. Work for Tim was a job sitting at a desk staring at a screen for four hours, having a quick lunch break which involved a quick walk outside for some fresh air, as any fresh air was able to carry him towards hometime, and then another four hours of staring at a screen.

Read More Posted Sat Mar 24, 2018 | 1199 Words | Tagged story workie

It started because you were fed up of being inside from the bad weather. You decided you’d go out for a wonder just for some fresh air and a stretch of your legs. You decided to head to the walkable-distance shops, but not the closest. Just to get some distance in and out of the house for a considerable amount of time. When you got to the path underneath the bypass you stopped.

Read More Posted Sat Mar 3, 2018 | 362 Words | Tagged story chav

There was an almost perfectly placed box just outside the shop. A little battered, but it was a bright, almost glowing, orange colour which attracted my attention immediately. I picked it up thinking whatever it was, and inside was a strange little device. It looked like one of those sound effect players you would get as a “stocking filler” at Christmas time, but this was a little bit different.

Read More Posted Mon Feb 12, 2018 | 358 Words | Tagged story muscle

Finally found a picture to write a story up about that weird dream last year I knew I shouldn’t have sneaked into the locker room, even though I thought the team had gone home. Turns out the coach had just decided to take the team into the gym first and then out onto the field. That had me running for the exit, and as fast as I could. When they saw the second of me sniffing one of their jockstraps, they turned like a pack of bulls.

Read More Posted Wed Jan 3, 2018 | 357 Words | Tagged story jock

Dan was browsing through playlists on Spotify and came across an unusual one. Just labeled “Dumb Jock” with each other tracks simply labeled by a number, counting from 10 down to 1. Liking the idea of a dumb jock in general and being curious as to what the contents of the playlist actually was, he decided to play the playlist and see what would happen. It started as a plain techno track with a beat, but something underneath it.

Read More Posted Mon Jan 1, 2018 | 203 Words | Tagged story jock

When Jake returned from his family to his door room, his jock room-mate was already there sat watching some football game or another. Jake didn’t really know much about football, nor really care. Jake’s room-mate didn’t beat Jake up, nor try to make his life hell, but showed the typical jock signs. Dumb. Loud. Cocky. His room-mate gave Jake a present from Christmas. Jeering he said, “you’ll love it bro”.

Read More Posted Sun Dec 31, 2017 | 320 Words | Tagged story jock

belfastchavlads: Fuck yea mate. You envied the lads wearing TNs and their Nike tracksuits. Nike was on your mind quite often. How you wish you would look sometime as good as them wearing them. All these wishes and thoughts, yet you never put any of them into action. Then Christmas Day and you were finally able to drive down and only deal with your family for the one day before driving back home on the evening.

Read More Posted Sun Dec 24, 2017 | 512 Words | Tagged story chav

He constantly tweeted about how much he hated his office job, how he was never getting anywhere and how “nobody” at his office seemed to like him. Moan, moan, moan. That was until he appeared on a chat app looking for fun. Presumably he was getting fed up and wanted to blow off some steam. Well, I had some things I could pull. I could remove the cause of the hated job, but not the symptoms of complaining day in, day out.

Read More Posted Mon Dec 11, 2017 | 456 Words | Tagged story workie

ukscallyladz: 👟ukscallyladz👟 Moving to a new city ends up with a load of question you never think about until you need to know them. One of them for Drake was knowing where to get a decent haircut. Having moved from his small town and knowing the place there for many years, a new place many many hours away meant he had to find a completely new place. Being the kind of person he was he just searched on the internet and found a place with good reviews and it even listed the price on the website.

Read More Posted Sun Nov 12, 2017 | 376 Words | Tagged chav story