You sleepily got out of bed in the morning, got yourself dressed and were doing well for time to get to work for once. For once you would be able to get to the boring office ahead of time. It felt good, but you knew it wasn’t really worth it, you didn’t get overtime and it just meant more time staring into a computer screen. You were about to put your jeans on when you hear a knock at the door so you run towards the door in your boxers and polo t-shirt to answer it.

Read More Posted Mon May 15, 2017 | 431 Words | Tagged story workie

When they weren’t looking the two neon green “BRO” caps were placed on their heads. Backwards of course. Startled for a moment of something placed on their heads, the caps took root. Quickly their minds became relaxed and accepted who they were. Relaxing and relaxing, letting all of their smarts drain out. They look pretty chill now don’t they. Think it’d suit you bro, hold still.

Read More Posted Mon May 8, 2017 | 66 Words | Tagged story jock

enchantedclothes: WOW - more attention on this tumblr in 4 days than I’ve had with…probably any tumblr I’ve ever had over the last 7 years! Thanks, y’all! Annnnd, one of my new followers asked me to turn someone invisible, and sent the above to me! (Thanks!) It was a hell of a challenge and use of the clone stamp was limited. There were ZERO ‘content-aware’ tool strokes. It’s not 100%.

Read More Posted Thu Feb 2, 2017 | 494 Words | Tagged story chav bodyswap

The master control boots you see them advertised. The advertisement had them in a blue colour, while not your favourite of colours stood out. It was bold and so were the reflective stripes in the corner. You imagine them on your feet. How much they would stand out compared with the black shoes and jeans you wear for work. But they would look so good on your feet. Without realising it you walk into the shop and straight towards the display of the shoes.

Read More Posted Wed Feb 1, 2017 | 429 Words | Tagged story boots chav cocky

Hope you enjoy Anon, The guy pulled me into the dim lit alley on my way home from a late walk to the supermarket for the inevitable forgotten bits before work the next day. He was a pretty buff, and had a thick Malaysian accent. He asked if I wanted to get shredded at his new gym or something. He said it was free, and I was incredibly tired so I, for some stupid reason, agreed.

Read More Posted Fri Jan 20, 2017 | 248 Words | Tagged story muscle race asian

alphahypnosis: jockification in process He started not being able to pull himself up on the smaller bar. Now he can, and he’s only just realised. His mind is a little slower than it used to be. He’ll figure out he needs to be using the bigger bag to get even bigger soon.

Read More Posted Wed Jan 11, 2017 | 52 Words | Tagged story

He found the place while on holiday in America. He thought it looked just as it did on the films and the internet, all traditional redneck gear, even down to the guns behind the counter. He thought he’d try one of the hats on, and as he did his head felt uneasy so he stumbled around as his arms filled in, his t-shirt shortened to reveal his tat he would now be proud of.

Read More Posted Tue Jan 3, 2017 | 113 Words | Tagged story redneck

Asked by anonymous, hope you enjoy :) I loved them entirely, the way their bodies moved, the way the spoke. The jocks in high school were my main fantasy and I fantasied over how laid back and relaxed their lives were. They weren’t fussing over what grade they got in the maths paper, hardly any of them could probably count over 10. The way their muscles moved though, that was impressive.

Read More Posted Mon Jan 2, 2017 | 264 Words | Tagged story jock

ukscallies: 🇬🇧 http://ukscallies.tumblr.com 🇬🇧 There was rumours about the socks for years, a pair of socks which would stink as soon as you opened the sealed packet with them in. Socks which were laced with a spell by a young man who wanted to be something different. Jason was the kind of person who wanted more, which is why he was surprised for his birthday he received a pair of socks in a sealed bag.

Read More Posted Thu Dec 1, 2016 | 344 Words | Tagged story sniff

Tom here used to be one of the biggest nerds, but that didn’t stop him joining the team as #8. He decided to pick up the innocent looking headphones that were on the floor outside the gym, and wondered why they were playing music when they didn’t seem connected to anything at all. It was his own mistake when he put them on his head and heard the sweet sounds make their way into his head.

Read More Posted Wed Nov 30, 2016 | 209 Words | Tagged story jock