Horny Chav Bake Gets a group of lads so horny, and all they can do is wear sports clothes while doing so this is a fast acting bake, combined with the most needed vitamins and minerals to keep them at it like rabbits for hours. Once they’re in gear, their tongues twist and only respond with cocky slang. With every word, their accent travels down to a thick scouse variety.

Read More Posted Fri Sep 16, 2016 | 116 Words | Tagged story tf cookbook chav accent

rob1965: Yep, hi-viz gets me horny too :) Brickie Shake Guaranteed to get the drinker rough, dumb and in work boots ready to live a life of trade. 3 shakes are required for complete and permanent transformation. The first shake will make them slightly confused and wondering towards construction sites, and look at workie clothing. The second will tempt them towards buying the clothing, they just don’t feel complete without it and it makes them feel horny in it.

Read More Posted Fri Aug 19, 2016 | 146 Words | Tagged story tf cookbook brickie workie