Woods was starting to really call to me too often. He would tempt me into wearing his hat, letting him out and control my life. I wanted to be back on track and try to move on from him. I didn’t want to upset him, so I thought about giving him a new owner, someone who actually wanted him more than me. Yeah I wanted him so badly, but it was starting to get a bit silly.

Read More Posted Mon Nov 9, 2015 | 540 Words | Tagged story woods accent

Prompted by @orangehares​ Jimmy’s phone binged and he checked it. He was out with his friend Joe who was getting distracted by some poster which didn’t line up properly or something silly like that. The message was from his calendar app and the event simply read “bye bye nerd in 1m”. Confused Jimmy opened the event and read the rest of it, “I’ve fukin decided to show ur frnd the real fukker who’s in charge.

Read More Posted Mon Oct 12, 2015 | 511 Words | Tagged story orangehares woods chav