Your favourite sex shop was having yet another sale, this time claiming to have found some extra inventory and was having a warehouse clearance. It sounded like the usual marketing bumf to try and drive sales at a time where they weren't their highest. Either way, it sounded interesting enough that it had managed to hook you in (yet again).
Browsing the range, most of it was pretty boring stuff that you knew was only reduced slightly and still had a hefty profit margin on it. The bits that weren't, you could tell why they were taking up space.
You got to a section of unusual things which all had low stock warnings on top of the sale going on, which you could tell were a few odd items found somewhere in the warehouse taking up precious space they'd rather have something more profitable sit on and use.
There were a couple of interesting looking items. You decide to look at the
[[Dildo]](set: $item to "plug")
You look over the details of the plug. You could sorta tell why it wasn't something that wouldn't have shifted off the shelves in an instant as it had a quite noticable bumb part of the way down.
The description of the item described the bumb as a "knot" and that it would be the "most howling decision you ever make". You think to yourself who even writes these dumb puns and gets them approved for actual real products.
However, the concept seems appealing you and the price is very reasonable. There are a bunch of unusual options for the plug, which almost sounded like delivery options but on the wrong page.
You decide to go for
[[Express and Quick]]
[[3-4 Days]](set: $item to "dildo")
You look over the details of the dildo and it was obviously intended for furries which could handle such a large thing. However, something in you sorta wanted it out of some weird amusement. Worst comes to it, you try and force friends to try it if they try and be size queens.
It had a.. pretty large knot near the end of it which you didn't think would fit but the price was cheap for a novelty. However, there are a bunch of unusual options for the item, which almost sounded like delivery options but on the wrong page.
You decide to go for
[[Express and Quick]]
[[3-4 Days]](set: $time to "express")
You add the $item to your basket and wonder why the price didn't increase. Surely "Express and Quick" delivery would usually cost more. You think it's down to some intern not really knowing how the system quite works and place the order either way.
Verifying the payment on your bank's app, you do think twice for a second but enter your pin number anyway. What's the worst that'll happen? You have an usual $item for your box of tricks, or the company will realize and cancel the order.
[[An Express and Quick Delivery Later->Delivery]](set: $time to "24hr")
A moment of thought does pass over you if there's much of a different between 24 Hours and "Express and Quick" but there didn't seem to be any difference in price so you decided to go for the faster option for your $item.
Quickly paying for the item, you were kinda excited now for your obsecene $item to arrive.
[[An obscene delivery later->Delivery]](set: $time to "3-4 days")
You decide to go for the slower option. Things were pretty crazy at the moment, and you'd probably forget about the $item when it arrived. It would be almost like a gift from your past self to your future self, if it actually ended up being something desirable.
Ignoring the upsells of poppers and other generic sex shop addon items, you placed your order and realised you probably should have been doing some work instead of browsing things to satisfy weird sexual urges.
[[3-4 days later->Delivery]]There was a prompt knock at the door and the postman handed you a package and then handing his device in front of you to eagerly sign for. The look on the delivery driver's face was clearly one of "I know exactly what you've ordered you pervert".
As soon as you signed for it, he almost ran in fear back to his van. Checking the postage label, it wasn't very well hidden with the company name quite clearly on the return address. You remember something about discrete packaging. Yeah sure, may as well covered in eggplant emojis.
Either way, you were pretty thrilled your $item had arrived. On a Saturday too, and with an empty house you had plenty of time to try it out. The item was packaged fairly minimally for these kind of things, which meant very little single use plastic which delighted the small amount of eco warrior inside of you.
[[Try it out]]You took the package up to your room and scanned the safety instructions quickly and most of it seemed fairly standard except the need to warm it up under warm water in order for it to "self lubricate".
Whatever scientific breakthrough made it so that sex toys could self lubricate, you wonder how you hadn't heard of it until now. Either way, there's no time like the present to find out how and to fix that.
Once sufficiently warm, you take your $item to your bedroom and get yourself comfortable. Slowly you push it towards yourself and edge the $item in slowly and carefully. Surprisingly, it has barely any resistance for the first part, the self lubrication function working to it's fullest.
As you loosen up and further in you go, you quickly realise you've got to the knot. You push a little further which puts pressure on you. You realize how nice this feels, about to be knotted. Images of various furry creatures with their large knots pushing their way into you passing through your mind. All while your own penis feels more erect than it ever has been before, but you are too occupied of the pleasure coming from pushing the $item further into yourself.
Before you realize it, the knot slips through you, feeling a relief of the tightness and you feel the end of the $item. (if:$item is "dildo")[The balls from the dildo, feeling almost as though they could be real. You almost drooling at the thought.](if:$item is "plug")[The plug sliding in, sitting plush against your hole. You could still feel the knot deep inside of you, and you feel like it would be some time before you'd be able to get it out.]
Almost instinctively you slowly stroke your cock, and feel quite a bump two thirds of the way down. You feel a slight panic, as you might be having some weird reaction or have caught something. Looking down, you see quite a bulge. And even worse, it was growing.
You stroke your cock again. In fact, this didn't feel too bad. If anything it felt kinda good. Stroking a few times across, feeling how big and tight it felt, the energy you had for bottoming yourself on the $item had drained away. Instead it was now filled by a need. A need to fill another.
[[Knock Knock]]After not realizing the hours had passed, the door was opened by your boyfriend who was due to come round at the time it was now. He had probably noticed you were kinda busy until now and probably assumed you were done, but you were far from done.
He notices the large knot on your penis and pointed it out straight away, almost with some kind of delight. He admits it was a fantasy of his to have a real throbbinb knot.
You tell him to present himself, and almost drunk on the horny thoughts pushed straight into him. It turns out, your dick was leaking so much thick pre it was lubricating itself quite well. You pushed further in and eventally knotted your boyfriend, him now quite firmly stuck against you.
You almost feel the knot enlarging inside of him as you fuck. The feeling pushing you over the edge and you feel cum fill your boyfriend's ass quite nicely. You could swear it was thicker than your usual cum, and was more than enough to inflate his ass slightly, enough to ensure he was kept on your knot.
(if:$time is "express")[
As you both relax and cuddle together on your bed you feel the knot on your penis shrink slightly, and slowly reducing down to it's normal human size. That wasn't without filling out your boyfriend with more cum as it deflates. (if:$item is "plug")[[[You feel a push from the plug->Plug Release]]](else:)[[[The dildo starts to feel uncomfortable all of a sudden->Dildo Release]]]
](else-if:$time is "24hr")[
As you both relax and cuddle together, you realize you both are pretty stuck together. But you both were comfortable. Relaxing together, you switch on your TV and watch one of your favourite films.
[[The next 24 hours]]
](else-if:$time is "3-4 days")[
As you both relax and cuddle together, you switch on your TV and watch one of your favourite films and both drift off to sleep however connected to each other.
[[Waking up hours later]]
]You feel the plug in your ass suddenly release it's pressure, and your body pushes against the plug. You moan at the same time as the whole plug comes out at once.
Before you even had a chance to get to your bathroom to make for a quick cleanup, you were holding the obscene plug in your hand. And it was surprisingly clean. Not only that, but it was cold to the touch, considering how warm it felt not too long ago inside of you.
You make sure to thoroughly wash it in the sink with hot water in any case. Once dried, you grin as you put the plug into your toy box. This was a fun plug to get out quite often.You start to pull against the base of the dildo. It feeling surprisngly cold, it was remarkably easy to push against the knot, hardly feeling like it was there at all.
Even more surprising was that it was completely clean. Either way, you washed it like you would any other sex toy and made sure it was in easy reach for fun again soon.When the film was finished, you both fell asleep connected together for a few hours before being awoken by a feeling of hornyness which came over both of you.
Ready to go, you continued to fuck your boyfriend, growling in his ear which turned him on even more. The cum making it's way to your boyfriend's own cock which had started to develop it's own rather large bump.
It turned you on more and more to fill your boyfriend with more cum and then see as it pushed it's way to giving him an even bigger and fatter knot.
You took it in turns between fucking and wanking off your boyfriend's knot. Every time he came, thick cum erupted everywhere. The only sad part was this deflated his knot, but it just give you determination to fill him more and more.
Eventually after almost 24 hours, you realized you needed to eat something and this might actually be a concern. Trying to waddle into the kitchen to prepare something from the various tins and packets in the cupboard, (if:$item is "plug")[[[you feel a push from the plug->Plug Release]]](else:)[[[the dildo starts to feel uncomfortable all of a sudden->Dildo Release]]].You awoke a few hours later, somehow having managed to pull yourself apart from your boyfriend. Looking down at yourself, you still had quite an obscene knot even if you penis was pretty flacid by now.
You try to get on with various jobs around the house, but your knot tented pretty well in your trackies and made it pretty distracting. Not only that, but the thoughts in your mind were almost constantly set to horny.
Feeling the pressure, you ended up tidying up the spare room, lifting the heavy items with very little to no effort. Your boyfriend's draw almost dropped when you lifted the heaviest weight from the weight bench which had mostly become a place to store various items until now.
You felt almost a need to lift. Lift. Lift. You had already outdone your personal best just lifting up the weight to put it on the bar. It almost satisfied your urges for a couple hours, but you didn't quite know what would end them.
On Monday, you tried to concentrate on your work. Luckily Monday's were mostly meetings you could easily get through without much thought. Just as your morning catchup ended and you were left to try and get on with work, (if:$item is "plug")[[[you feel a push from the plug->Plug Release]]](else:)[[[the dildo starts to feel uncomfortable all of a sudden->Dildo Release]]].