People were starting to question, why was Trump doing so well? Headlines spun, “IS AMERICA THIS DUMB?” and all kinds of stuff. Nobody actually managed to figure out why. Whenever people tried to investigate, well they never came back with much apart from they switched their lives around.
These “bros” as they called themselves were the latest that attended. They were wearing suits when they walked in, but we had already started to change that. Now they felt more comfortable in their tank tops showing off their guns and how much of a proud American they were.
You can feel it now can’t you bro? We know who came here to try and figure out what’s going on. We tell everyone, considering they dumb down enough it wouldn’t make sense anyway.
The water you’re drinking? Yeah, you come here and drink our water? We need to teach you a lesson. That’s it, flex those guns. Remember dummy head, cross the right box on election day. What box is that?
