Posted Thu Oct 1, 2015 | 339 Words | Tagged story chav

Caution: This one is a fair amount dirtier to normal

He was browsing eBay for nonsense silly things he didn’t need. Things like nerdy films and various knick knacks. He noticed a strange suggestion in the search results though, it simply read “WHAT YOU WANT”.

Curious, he clicked it but he wish he hadn’t. What popped up was a picture of a typical chav. Tracksuit, hands down his pants. The caption read, “Scally/ Chav Lads Single ( Gay Interest ) Condom”

He was pretty creeped out by the idea of it, and even worse the stupid advert had done something and instead of “Buy it now” it simply read “Thanks for purchasing”. Still, he closed it and went about his surfing trying to ignore the thought of it creeping back into his mind.

A few days later he got a small package in the post. He hadn’t ordered anything from what he could remember, but then the sinking feeling of that stupid advert returned. Gingerly he opened it up and pulled out the package. He felt something already horrid on his hand. He took his hand away and instinctively licked it away. It was salty and he immediately knew what this was and he was disgusted by himself.

Still, he… kind of liked it. Oh dear, where were these thoughts coming from. He decided to pull it out and looked at it. Nice amounts of chav cum he craved. He really knew he wanted it.

He pulled it over his dick and it got hard and he felt the fluids. As he started to jerk himself off he felt happier and happier feeling the cum soak in. By the time he had finished, he heard a knock on the door. He opened it, almost in a haze and accepted the parcel. Inside were some propa clothes for a chav like him.

Carefully he wrapped up the condom and sent it off, knowing his old crappy nerd cum would make someone else a nerd. He enjoyed being a fit fukker.