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Posted Sat Dec 5, 2015 | 82 Words | Tagged story army

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Nobody these days wanted to join the army, so the army ended up resorting to… other methods. Here is one of their recruits, trying his hardest to gain muscle. When he heard about “TEAM MILITARY MUSCLE” and their ridiculous claims they made he didn’t believe it. That was until they got him in the t-shirt.

Then it wasn’t long before his muscles ballooned out, while costing the smarts in his mind. All what was left was happy military muscle ready to serve.