Posted Mon Nov 28, 2016 | 166 Words | Tagged story chav

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You felt a little awkward when you were dared to wear the clothes in the first place, drinking beer which you sweated you didn’t like. But you do like it don’t you? You can’t seem to get enough of it?

Don’t worry about it mate, it’ll come to you. Notice how you look in the photo, hair’s all sorted all proper now isn’t it? Looking more like a proper manly now aren’t you?

Told you you’d get used it, look how your muscles have filled in nice and that top is looking pretty fitting now. You liking the short hair? You fit the trackies propa now don’t you?

What’s that? You got kicked out of your “fucking cunting job full of posh snobs”? What a shame, I’m sure you’ll find something a bit more fitting. Think you could be a white van man or summer yeah? 

Feels good don’t it as a propa lad. Let’s see you show off those guns ey.