Posted Thu Apr 21, 2016 | 133 Words | Tagged story chav accent

You wanted to change everything didn’t you? Just down the can and you’ll wake up feeling how you want to feel.

You lapped up the offer, sick of everything. You woke up in your mates house remembering parts of two lives. The new life, the one you crave feeling so good. 

The new life, with a new name, new memories, new mates, new feelings. More importantly, the new attitude showing through. Fuck are you getting a job now, that’s only for posh cunts.

Also that tongue, you’re swearing a lot more now. That accent too, scouse is leaking through. You’ve always lived in Liverpool haven’t you?

All of this and it feels so good, you just grin, text your mates and then have a fag while you wait for them to turn up.