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He saw the pair of trainers on his way home, just lying in the street so he picked them up while looking around to see if anyone would see. Inside there were a sock in each. He wouldn’t normally dream of something like this, but they just looked such a nice pair of shoes. Quickly stuffing them into his bag he raced off home with them. When he got home he pulled them out and pulled out the socks.
Read More Posted Wed Sep 9, 2015 | 264 Words | Tagged chav story
He’d been given the shoes a week before and he had changed a lot in that time. His clothing had all changed, he gained muscles but all at the cost of his intelligence. Today he wondered into one of his old favourite shops. A memory or summert made him look at something on one of the shelves. He tried to read it but found it to be proving a bit of a challenge.
He was out for a walk around the neighbourhood just before the sun was setting with his lovely labrador dog. He was going the usual way and had normally gone this way most times of the day, although it could be a little boring. One of the local chavs was walking around the route, and he was trying to avoid them without causing any fuss. The chav stopped near him and blew a load of smoke right into his face, so much he started coughing.
Read More Posted Tue Sep 8, 2015 | 235 Words | Tagged chav story
“The fuck are you staring at”, one of them shouted. As usual, one of them shouted at me. Ignorance is usually bliss, so I continued walking. Hearing footsteps behind me I tried to hurry up a bit to get away from the gang of chavs, with their entire polyester matching white clothing of a tracksuit and a sweatshirt. Their haircuts being short and similar with an almost shaved sides but with a small amount of hair on top, looking quite like every other chav.
Read More Posted Tue Sep 8, 2015 | 505 Words | Tagged chav story this is a draft i had a long time ago there's a version on cyoc somewhere
Picture via Reddit I love shopping at the local Asian supermarket. It has loads of interesting products from every flavour imaginable of soya milk (even pea flavoured soya milk) to frozen rolls of pastry with bizarre cartoons on the front. Bringing my items to the till, and swiping my loyalty card the cashier spoke in their broken English, “You have won prize for shopping here!!” Quickly they got whatever this prize was and put it in my bag.
Read More Posted Mon Sep 7, 2015 | 438 Words | Tagged story asian ignore the background on the photo
He was a neatly dressed boring man until he accidentally got his first taste of Liam’s cock. He was incredibly drunk on a business trip and stumbled into one of the smaller run-down bars. When Liam saw him, he smirked knowing he could make him more accustomed to his client-all in his bar. He poured in a special helping of his potent piss into the man’s pint. He’d asked for some fancy shit but he got a ‘special’ pint of Carling.
Read More Posted Mon Sep 7, 2015 | 585 Words | Tagged chav story
He was browsing Spotify wondering what to listen to and was fairly bored of his current playlists. Thankfully Spotify had lots of playlists, but most of them were just terrible “pop” or other things. Browsing for a couple hours, he came across one just labelled “Chav” and the playlist didn’t list much apart from all of the titles as “???”. Intrigued he hit play and it was loud and typical chav music.
Read More Posted Sun Sep 6, 2015 | 168 Words | Tagged story chav
James had bought the cheap wrestling singlet of one of those random Chinese sellers. It was a stupidly cheap price and had the typical Engrish bumf on the eBay listing, “BEST FIT GUARANTEED! MAKE FEEL MURE COMFORTABLE! MUSCLES DEFIIINEE INCREASI!” When it arrived, he was really excited and hoped it was going to be a good fit. He quickly tore open the package in his room and pulled out the bundle of fabric and pulled it up onto his lean frame.
Read More Posted Sun Sep 6, 2015 | 337 Words | Tagged story clothing
My little shop was a strange little place. I sell all kinds of things which can do many different things. Sometimes products which are more special than others. Technically what I sell is ‘health and beauty’ products but that’s only because it’s the closest category. It was getting into the evening when there were two chavs wondering around looking like they wanted to cause trouble. I thought I’d try and persuade them to pay me a visit.
Read More Posted Fri Sep 4, 2015 | 868 Words | Tagged story bodysuit chav shop
He was in the gym when the track had changed. This one wasn’t recognisable but Josh didn’t want to stop. He kept going on the treadmill and then started lifting, lifting and lifting. The voice in his head was telling him to do so and it felt so good to do as it said. After a couple hours of zoning out in the gym and he has ready to go home he looked at himself in the mirror.