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lixpex: Hey there, dude. We heard a rumor you had a crush on us football players. And we also heard it was your birthday. Plus we were all horny and we couldn’t find anything good on Netflix. So we thought we’d drop by your place and help you celebrate. (via bodybuilers4worship) We also brought this cap. Some horny nerd made it or summert, so we though you’d like it. Feels good don’t it bro?
Read More Posted Thu Aug 18, 2016 | 94 Words | Tagged story jock
You were nervous going into the shop. The army surplus store seemed not the shop you would typically go in. However, you plucked up the courage to go in and have a look. Instantly sights of camo gear excites you. You carefully browse, thinking you could probably pull off the look you were going for. You take a bundle of gear into the small changing room in the corner and strip down.
Read More Posted Mon Jul 18, 2016 | 250 Words | Tagged story army
You said you loved bikers and the motorbike leathers. Thinking you could get away with keeping it to yourself without anybody taking notice. Take a good whiff of the rubber smell, let it intoxicate you and fill your mind with thoughts of biking in your leathers, walking in your leathers, constantly in your leathers. Smell it good and deep, and one day you will grow into your leathers properly and smell of musk and leather, good and proper.
ukscallies: 🇬🇧 http://ukscallies.tumblr.com 🇬🇧 He wished on a shooting star, out alone one night. He wished for things to be different, for him to not live this life of constantly having to be “the best” everyone expected him to be. It really grinded on him how everyone he interacted with expected this and yet all around him were people who were relaxed, nothing expected of them and enjoying themselves. The shooting star in question saw deep down what he wanted.
Read More Posted Sun Jul 10, 2016 | 237 Words | Tagged story chav
You wouldn’t believe what he looked like before he started listening to the tunes in those headphones. He doesn’t remember it neither, that head has been drained of most thoughts which won’t work with his new body and personality. Cocky and confident is in, shy and nervous has long gone. You want this don’t you? Just listen, obey and you will soon find yourself dumb and free.
ukscallies: 🇬🇧 http://ukscallies.tumblr.com 🇬🇧 He was out on a night out in a city he didn’t know. His friends had gone separate ways, all out of their minds drunk. He ended up in some takeaway in a bad part of town, in whatever was left of his smart shirt. Another lad nearby noticed him, and thought to help him out. Taking off his trainer and shoving it in his face, the smell slowly started wafting into his nose.
Read More Posted Sat Jun 18, 2016 | 169 Words | Tagged story chav
sparkypupdd: Rah Sarge Try to resist, but it’s useless. The TEAM is stronger than you and tied you down and strapped the jock to you. It’s how the Team came to be, all of the initiated by the jock. Look at that, your nerdy hair has already sorted itself out. Also look at your body, muscles starting to grow in. And the aggression? It’s just building isn’t it. Look what you are, all you are now,
Read More Posted Wed May 18, 2016 | 85 Words | Tagged story jock
I was walking down the road, just on my way into town when the guy leaning on the bike rack, not a care in the world, smoking as guys of this kind would normally do. I was in a bit of a short tempered mood, as sometimes I would be. It was not a good day for the lad to blow a load of smoke into my face, “What the fuck was that for?
Read More Posted Wed May 18, 2016 | 181 Words | Tagged story chav
You see the cocky guys all over the place. Drives you crazy and you find them really irritating. But you notice them, notice them over and over again. Sometimes you wonder why they have to be so cocky and arrogant. I know talking about it just winds you up. Fuelling the fire you have for them. Why don’t you try those boxers on over there? And the cap? You do look quite funny now.
Read More Posted Mon May 16, 2016 | 126 Words | Tagged story
isntthisrad: This gif demands a shy nerd-to-dumb jock bro transformation story. http://gawker.com/people-places-and-things-you-can-blame-for-donald-tru-1775180922 People were starting to question, why was Trump doing so well? Headlines spun, “IS AMERICA THIS DUMB?” and all kinds of stuff. Nobody actually managed to figure out why. Whenever people tried to investigate, well they never came back with much apart from they switched their lives around. These “bros” as they called themselves were the latest that attended.
Read More Posted Thu May 12, 2016 | 187 Words | Tagged story bro