He found the place while on holiday in America. He thought it looked just as it did on the films and the internet, all traditional redneck gear, even down to the guns behind the counter. He thought he’d try one of the hats on, and as he did his head felt uneasy so he stumbled around as his arms filled in, his t-shirt shortened to reveal his tat he would now be proud of.

Read More Posted Tue Jan 3, 2017 | 113 Words | Tagged story redneck

Asked by anonymous, hope you enjoy :) I loved them entirely, the way their bodies moved, the way the spoke. The jocks in high school were my main fantasy and I fantasied over how laid back and relaxed their lives were. They weren’t fussing over what grade they got in the maths paper, hardly any of them could probably count over 10. The way their muscles moved though, that was impressive.

Read More Posted Mon Jan 2, 2017 | 264 Words | Tagged story jock

ukscallies: 🇬🇧 http://ukscallies.tumblr.com 🇬🇧 There was rumours about the socks for years, a pair of socks which would stink as soon as you opened the sealed packet with them in. Socks which were laced with a spell by a young man who wanted to be something different. Jason was the kind of person who wanted more, which is why he was surprised for his birthday he received a pair of socks in a sealed bag.

Read More Posted Thu Dec 1, 2016 | 344 Words | Tagged story sniff

Tom here used to be one of the biggest nerds, but that didn’t stop him joining the team as #8. He decided to pick up the innocent looking headphones that were on the floor outside the gym, and wondered why they were playing music when they didn’t seem connected to anything at all. It was his own mistake when he put them on his head and heard the sweet sounds make their way into his head.

Read More Posted Wed Nov 30, 2016 | 209 Words | Tagged story jock

realmenstink2: PITS I’D LOVE TO SNIFF !!! You were browsing the weird new shop, when you came across it, a cap which stood out to you. You were interested in it, even though it wasn’t your style at all. You purchase it without really thinking of it, and slipping into your bag for later. When you get home you get everything out of your bag, discovering the hat and wondered again why you bought it.

Read More Posted Tue Nov 29, 2016 | 305 Words | Tagged story redneck

ukscallies: 🇬🇧 http://ukscallies.tumblr.com 🇬🇧 You felt a little awkward when you were dared to wear the clothes in the first place, drinking beer which you sweated you didn’t like. But you do like it don’t you? You can’t seem to get enough of it? Don’t worry about it mate, it’ll come to you. Notice how you look in the photo, hair’s all sorted all proper now isn’t it? Looking more like a proper manly now aren’t you?

Read More Posted Mon Nov 28, 2016 | 166 Words | Tagged story chav

You wondered why the socks were so special, you were told you could wear them for 24 hours and have the body of your dreams. The thought of them being worn previously, obviously by the look put you off a bit. That didn’t stop you doing it for a few hours, and then when you were pissed with your mates, taking them off and putting them on your ears like a pup.

Read More Posted Fri Nov 18, 2016 | 99 Words | Tagged story pup

Look at you, you dirty fucker, in some dirty workie clothes. You know why you’re in those clothes? Because you put them on. That’s because you are a dirty workie now, and nothing but a dirty workie. Don’t look so confused, you know it’s true. Think in your mind, what can you think of for work? Office? Of course not, you don’t suit that in the slightest. Paper and sitting down all the time?

Read More Posted Mon Oct 10, 2016 | 122 Words | Tagged story workie

See this smoke ere right? This is what makes me crew behind us. Just like you they were, before I sorted ‘em out. Now take it nice and easy before we have to knock you out and that. See, that ain’t too bad. Feelin it yet? Yeah, can can’t ya. Horny bastard. Gotta get you dressed all proper and out of the fuckin suit. ‘Away cunt, we got shit to do.

Read More Posted Sun Oct 9, 2016 | 71 Words | Tagged story chav

Don’t remember your old life now do you? I see those months as a farmer have made quite the difference. Not yelling about it now are we? And you’re overalls have been dirtied quite nicely. Nobody would have ever thought you were a shy office worker just 6 months ago. Bet you can’t think about much anymore, considering how horny you are. See, it’s quite sensible living off the land.

Read More Posted Sun Oct 9, 2016 | 86 Words | Tagged story workie farm